This video OMG. I love the part where he's like "okay, everything bad about this: Gigi Hadid, tartan ponchos, Gigi Hadid, transparent leggings, GIGI HADID"
I had no idea that jortz were even a thing, oh my gosh. What are they even-jean skorts?
Gigi Hadid and Bella Hadid
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This video OMG. I love the part where he's like "okay, everything bad about this: Gigi Hadid, tartan ponchos, Gigi Hadid, transparent leggings, GIGI HADID"
I had no idea that jortz were even a thing, oh my gosh. What are they even-jean skorts?
I subscribe to your second theory, except there's also some mass brainwashing involved
Something I've often wondered actually - clearly the Daily Fail fawning articles are bought and paid for by PR teams, but are any of the celebrities on there delusional enough to believe that they have an 'incredible physique', 'impressive abs' or 'toned pins'? Because they write that kind of stuff about people like Imogen Thomas and she has a body like a bin liner stuffed with cottage cheese....
Off topic but I don't know how PR teams can seriously pay to have their clients featured on a news site that counts - as a celebrity - someone who is described as 'Wayne Rooney Prostitute'....
I feel like this caption is relevant here
This is, by far, the most hideous outfit I have ever seen in my life.
The Daily Mail really should get a Pulitzer for their in-depth reporting of Bella's "killer body as well as her trendy sense of style in the motorsport-inspired top and unconventional baggy jeans."
Every time she says "dope" and "homeboy" I want to give her a good slap on the mouth. Like, you're pasty as glue and from one of the most privileged backgrounds possible.
I want those 5 wasted minutes of my life back. Geez, her arms are so pudgy. Any guesses on her body fat percentage? As soft and oddly shaped as her body seems, the thing that bothers me most about her appearance is that awful nose job. She would have been better off keeping her original nose and having a unique look rather than the cut & paste result she ended up with.
Oh god, I'd say probably near 32-36%?
She's so soft it's nauseating. She's the consistency of an undercooked pancake.
Her arms remind me of those squishy water tube toys from the 90s.
I was under the impression that VS models couldn't be over 18% body fat. It must be so nice to be born into the right family.Oh god, I'd say probably near 32-36%?
She's so soft it's nauseating. She's the consistency of an undercooked pancake.
Her arms remind me of those squishy water tube toys from the 90s.
Imho she's squishy and looks like she's been eating junk without working out for months but for someone's her age 36% body fat seems just too much. I'd say around 22-25%Oh god, I'd say probably near 32-36%?
She's so soft it's nauseating. She's the consistency of an undercooked pancake.
Her arms remind me of those squishy water tube toys from the 90s.
20% on a woman doesn't look that bad on someone who isn't at a high weight--she looks like 22-25%. My highest bf % looked a lot like this and I was 5'5, 117, and 23% bf
You're right, mine is a gross exaggeration (pun intended).
Reconsidering, 33%+ is in the "overweight/overfat" classification via caliper tests, but under 22% is traditionally considered "lean", so I'd peg her more at 25% if I'm not just being catty.
But really, at her size, she is so far over the fashion ideal she might as well be a full third of lard.
Oh god, I'd say probably near 32-36%?
She's so soft it's nauseating. She's the consistency of an undercooked pancake.
Her arms remind me of those squishy water tube toys from the 90s.
Haha... her body always reminds me of Morph
but without so much character in the face, obviously.
