Hailee Lautenbach

[Tinyportia]

I want to know what she was holding there in the first place. That snake and mice are so poorly photoshopped

Definitely not a cock - if that were the case, her hands would be closer to her mouth and she’d look far less surprised

 

[Tinyportia]

Am genuinely surprised that Hailee isn’t featured on Girls With Irreverent Captions at least once a week!

Sorry for the double post btw, spotted this after the max editing time

 

[Layla]

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Am genuinely surprised that Hailee isn’t featured on Girls With Irreverent Captions at least once a week!

Sorry for the double post btw, spotted this after the max editing time

Irrelevant, irreverent, both work

 

[saturation]

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Am genuinely surprised that Hailee isn’t featured on Girls With Irreverent Captions at least once a week!

Sorry for the double post btw, spotted this after the max editing time

Really lives up to her bimbo looks with her sub-par writing. What was the point of this post even...
Also, damn her tits are saggy.

 

[FashionThin]

idk, $21 seems expensive

https://www.cameo.com/haileebobailee

 

[squiggle]

idk, $21 seems expensive

https://www.cameo.com/haileebobailee

That review just kills me.

Hailee.... Thank you so much for making my daughters day! You’ve inspired her to reach for the stars and make her dreams come true!

Lady, get your daughter a better role model.

I could tell that was hard and awkward but you truly are a special person.

 

[vanitas]

That review just kills me.



Lady, get your daughter a better role model.

Is 'reach for the stars' a euphemism for 'undoing a zipper' or something?

 

[FashionThin]

Is 'reach for the stars' a euphemism for 'undoing a zipper' or something?

There is a girl I have seen a couple of times in porn gifs who looks so much like Hailee. Close enough that I did a double-take. It's just a matter of time IMO.

 

[doors-of-perception]

Just gonna leave this here...

 

[longlegz]

Just gonna leave this here...

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I've put the pig reaction, too bad we don't have a hippopotamus one...

 

[vanitas]

Just gonna leave this here...

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Genuinely thought that was Lorraine Kelly for a second then...

 

[PetiteLapin]

Genuinely thought that was Lorraine Kelly for a second then...

Don’t be mean. Lorraine Kelly is much better looking.

 

[FashionThin]

It's just a matter of time IMO.

 

[soymatcha]

If I had more of heart, I’d feel bad.

It’s very obviously not the direction she wanted her career to go in, yet here we are. Excellent motivation to never end up as a .

I know she belongs in Takedowns but I get so much joy knowing she checks her thread twice a day.

I’d fully support being moved to takedowns if it wasn’t for the above.

 

[proseccoprincess]

Makes Lele Pons look funny in comparison

And in a story highlight titled “real model”:

 

[anne]

If it didn't involve giving Hailee money, I'd request a Cameo of her reading this:

So I'm Hailee ...
When was the last time you did a Nike campaign? Gillette? Target? Benefit? Making 1000s a day for being pretty?
...
As for the porno comments, precisely the reason I denied playboy shot by Terry Richardson, and the cover of treats with robin thicke. That is not the route I want to go down.
...

I'm doing pretty friggen well in my career, making money, on hold for vogue...I am a commercial model. Target. Pacsun. Beauty campaigns. Nike. TV commercials. You know, the things that pay a lot for jumpin around and laughing

So shut your jealous little mouths.

Yes my "daddy" helps out when ends don't meet. But whenever I book a job I give him whatever he paid, like that months rent.

 

[vie]

Whenever I find an OnlyFans girl I always check their Amazon wishlist out of curiosity, Hailee's did not suprise:



She's asking her horny followers to buy her food storage

 

[longlegz]

https://www.cameo.com/v/5d9dd67469111d01570996ad

Ladies, is that who I think it is? On the pillow... I can't be the only one seeing this, right? Please if someone can confirm with the name.

 

[proseccoprincess]

@longlegz

Terry Richardson

 

[longlegz]

As if she wasn't awkward enough...

"turned down the shoot" .. a little birdy has told me otherwise.

She says she turned it down because it's playboy, etc, etc.
I've been told Terry wasn't interested in her.

If the above is true... Is it her crying pillow now? Collecting pillows with the photographer's face since you are unable to shoot with him lol.