I want to know what she was holding there in the first place. That snake and mice are so poorly photoshopped
Definitely not a cock - if that were the case, her hands would be closer to her mouth and she’d look far less surprised
Hailee Lautenbach
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Definitely not a cock - if that were the case, her hands would be closer to her mouth and she’d look far less surprised
Am genuinely surprised that Hailee isn’t featured on Girls With Irreverent Captions at least once a week!
Sorry for the double post btw, spotted this after the max editing time
Really lives up to her bimbo looks with her sub-par writing. What was the point of this post even...
Also, damn her tits are saggy.
That review just kills me.
Lady, get your daughter a better role model.
Is 'reach for the stars' a euphemism for 'undoing a zipper' or something?
Is 'reach for the stars' a euphemism for 'undoing a zipper' or something?
There is a girl I have seen a couple of times in porn gifs who looks so much like Hailee. Close enough that I did a double-take. It's just a matter of time IMO.
I've put the pig reaction, too bad we don't have a hippopotamus one...
If I had more of heart, I’d feel bad.
It’s very obviously not the direction she wanted her career to go in, yet here we are. Excellent motivation to never end up as a
.I’d fully support being moved to takedowns if it wasn’t for the above.
Makes Lele Pons look funny in comparison
And in a story highlight titled “real model”:
If it didn't involve giving Hailee money, I'd request a Cameo of her reading this:
So I'm Hailee ...
When was the last time you did a Nike campaign? Gillette? Target? Benefit? Making 1000s a day for being pretty?
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As for the porno comments, precisely the reason I denied playboy shot by Terry Richardson, and the cover of treats with robin thicke. That is not the route I want to go down.
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I'm doing pretty friggen well in my career, making money, on hold for vogue...I am a commercial model. Target. Pacsun. Beauty campaigns. Nike. TV commercials. You know, the things that pay a lot for jumpin around and laughing
So shut your jealous little mouths.
Whenever I find an OnlyFans girl I always check their Amazon wishlist out of curiosity, Hailee's did not suprise:
She's asking her horny followers to buy her food storage
Ladies, is that who I think it is? On the pillow... I can't be the only one seeing this, right? Please if someone can confirm with the name.
As if she wasn't awkward enough...
"turned down the shoot" .. a little birdy has told me otherwise.
If the above is true... Is it her crying pillow now? Collecting pillows with the photographer's face since you are unable to shoot with him lol.