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Am genuinely surprised that Hailee isn’t featured on Girls With Irreverent Captions at least once a week!

Sorry for the double post btw, spotted this after the max editing time
 
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Am genuinely surprised that Hailee isn’t featured on Girls With Irreverent Captions at least once a week!

Sorry for the double post btw, spotted this after the max editing time

Really lives up to her bimbo looks with her sub-par writing. What was the point of this post even...
Also, damn her tits are saggy. :slinkout:
 
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Is 'reach for the stars' a euphemism for 'undoing a zipper' or something? :cumshot::eyeroll:

There is a girl I have seen a couple of times in porn gifs who looks so much like Hailee. Close enough that I did a double-take. It's just a matter of time IMO.
 
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If I had more of heart, I’d feel bad.

It’s very obviously not the direction she wanted her career to go in, yet here we are. Excellent motivation to never end up as a 🐷.

I know she belongs in Takedowns but I get so much joy knowing she checks her thread twice a day.

I’d fully support being moved to takedowns if it wasn’t for the above.
 
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If it didn't involve giving Hailee money, I'd request a Cameo of her reading this:
So I'm Hailee ...
When was the last time you did a Nike campaign? Gillette? Target? Benefit? Making 1000s a day for being pretty?
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As for the porno comments, precisely the reason I denied playboy shot by Terry Richardson, and the cover of treats with robin thicke. That is not the route I want to go down.
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I'm doing pretty friggen well in my career, making money, on hold for vogue...I am a commercial model. Target. Pacsun. Beauty campaigns. Nike. TV commercials. You know, the things that pay a lot for jumpin around and laughing ;)

So shut your jealous little mouths.
Yes my "daddy" helps out when ends don't meet. But whenever I book a job I give him whatever he paid, like that months rent.
 
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As if she wasn't awkward enough...

"turned down the shoot" .. a little birdy has told me otherwise. :sneaky:
She says she turned it down because it's playboy, etc, etc.
I've been told Terry wasn't interested in her.
If the above is true... Is it her crying pillow now? Collecting pillows with the photographer's face since you are unable to shoot with him lol.
 
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