Hailee Lautenbach

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  1. hazyshadeofwinter

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    Courtney Love 2.0 without the talent... she couldn't get any messier or disgusting if she climbed into a pool of green jello and tobacco spit... :superpuke:
     
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  2. Tinyportia

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    Courtney Love is amazing. There is no comparison whatsoever between her and Hayley :tsk:

    I am not sure Hayley is even as hammered as people think. She’s definitely drunk, but I think she appears drunker than she is because she is so frickin stupid.
     
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  3. Lillakosti

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    Amen. Courtney is an icon, Hailee is an anomaly in human stupidity.

    I will never get over the fact this girl wanted to enforce the Vlada standard. She turned into a soft dough ball who can’t book anything other than Miami swim week and porn-esqe ‘hostess’ gigs. I recently saw her attempt at acting and jfc it was tragic. It’s fitting though, mediocrity is what she deserves.
     
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  4. ravendoan02

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    Girl, send that « acting » gig! :lol::popcorn:
     
  5. hazyshadeofwinter

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    Oh don't get me wrong I adore Courtney but she was a GIANT mess back in the day... that's all I meant by that. I suppose I could've sited Britney, Lindsey, or a handful of others... Courtney was just the first that came to mind.
     
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    Hailee isn't a GIANT mess though; nothing about her [career] is giant (her thighs are another story). She simply isn't famous enough to be infamous like Britney and Lindsay, who defined a generation with their scandals. I think this forum is the only group of people who have kept some interest in her throughout the years and that's just due to her surreally hypocritical and tyrannical time in the forums. She's a very very mediocre instagram wannabe-Public Figure, trying too hard to seem wild and crazy and fun, but she'll never attract the following or the intrigue of other girls because she has zero charisma and her innate desperation is as thick and palpable as her extra weight.
     
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    I refuse to watch any more than this clip, it’s horrendous. I don’t know what’s worse, her acting or how bad she looks on camera. It’s tragic.
     
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  9. Tinyportia

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    Do we still have the Aging Disgracefully thread? If so these pics definitely belong there - she’s aged dramatically.


     
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  10. FrançoiseEllyn

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    Let’s leave this chick in 2013.
     
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    Could we please move her to the takedowns or online section at least.
     
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    I keep clicking on her page but all I ever see is lots of pictures of boobs poking out of synthetic looking fabric....
     
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    I wouldn't be so offended if she was just a softcore pornstar and didn't tout herself as a model. At least that would hold more legitimacy...:confused:
     
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    I saw her in some Lele Pons video (Don't judge, I was watching a takedown commentary of vine/youtube humour, not an actual Lele Pons clip).. and that represents one hell of a low to sink to IMO
     
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  15. Diamndgrl

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    Omg....her boobs look like pancakes in the pink outfit. Not saying mine are the perkiest after having a child but I’m not posting pics in unflattering lingerie. :wtf:
     
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    I'm not judging you because idk who even is Lele Pons. Had to Google her.

    But now I'm wondering, what do you guys think is the worst: Viners, Instawhores, or Youtubers?
     
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  17. ravendoan02

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    From worst to less worst:
    Viners (Lelepons) ; instawhores (HL), YouTube (who can actually be great sometimes).
    Hence why Hailey fell really low, considering the fact that nobody finds Lelepons funny except developping or inane brains.
     
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    Ex viners, since they end up being instawhores and youtubers additionally (or they make fun of other viners on youtube which I must commend).
     
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  19. ravendoan02

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    Vine stopped existing because even Vine got sick of Viners.

    PS: Can you tell I hate Viners :headbang:
     
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    Looking like she stole her younger, skinny sisters bathing suit. :superpuke:
     
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