Hailee Lautenbach

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  1. ScorpioScorpio

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    She looks hungover and like she forgot to wash off last night’s makeup. She looks even worse after she “washed” her face. What the fuck man.
     
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  2. Remedios

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    I'm mostly shocked that she didn't pull her hair back at any point? Like just watching her washing her face with a full untied mane of hair grazing her soap lathered skin is just bizarre... :wtf:
     
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  3. bisou

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    “This is primetime Carls Jr marketing and I love it”
     
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    15330DD5-2F89-40AF-9174-34B1DF3DECAC.jpeg Only way this girl will ever get a thigh gap....photoshop(?) and standing with her legs spread wide open:eek:.
     
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  5. Butternut

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    Wtf is up with her face? :slinkout:
     
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  6. Diamndgrl

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    Waaaaayyyyyyy too much makeup?
     
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    Her face has always looked so odd to me. It's very average and weird looking and not the high fashion interesting face you haven't seen before weird looking. I don't get how she has so many followers and is a "model". She's so boring and nothing I would ever want to strive for, and can't understand how others are interested by her enough to get her that many followers. There are so many other girls with her body (if that's what her followers like) that have much better faces. She reminds me of:
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  8. vie

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    Your signature gif was the perfect thing to look at after Hailee's photo:lol:
     
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    it's actually a common occurrence due to the over-application of eurodouche sperm

    practice makes perfect!
     
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    I’ve just spent an hour and a half of my life scrolling through this thread, and opening my mouth as wide as Hailee to laugh:lol:
     
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    :spitlaugh:
     
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  12. sore

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    :busted:

    She sounds dumb like a bucket of paint, and alcohol is certainly not the only reason.
    (But I guess we knew that already.)
     
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    I've only ever really heard her name before, never seen a video, but I was kind of forgiving to her pronunciation of "politics" because I thought she might be a foreigner with a really impressive American accent.

    Then I found out she was raised in Oregon :eek:
     
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  14. Ginger_Red

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    Yep. She was just hammered, with a side of stupid.
     
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  16. Olgiata

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    I find it so lame/sad when girls dumb themselves down (though she may actually just be dumb) to appear cute and jokey.
     
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    This girl is a lot
     
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    She definitely wasn't doing that.
     
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    whoever bumped this thread just distracted me from eating for an hour. ugh, wild from start to finish and i LOVED it
     
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    Stupid, with a side of hammered.
     
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