Hailee Lautenbach

Well - if this is recent, she appears to have gained.

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Thick wrists & arms = bloated, too many carbs. Those aren't the wrists of a juicing diet.
 
another candidate thread for the takedown section...

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Rofl, its indeed a bit comical that she was so critical towards other members, but she is hardly SkinnyShowcase material either. :schizo:
 
BeautifulWay said:
Thick wrists & arms = bloated, too many carbs. Those aren't the wrists of a juicing diet.
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The issue (if she's only drinking juice) is more her recipe than the juice diet in general. The one she's been making in the video is about 360, and if you add to it chia seeds (120kcal for 20gr) and maca (65 for 20gr), she ends up with 545kcal liquid, mixing up lots of carbs with lots of fat (yet chia seed are 30% made of fat) which is the best way to store fat. Image drinking that 2-3 times a days, besides her "fiber crackers" and solid food she may be eating)... That's too much for someone who want to lose.

I'm speechless regarding her recent work... Like, really? Looks like screenshot from a hip-hop clip:

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Honestly, it's mainly her attitude that bothers me.

Otherwise she's meh... just some commercial model, could maybe work for VS if she slimmed down.
So obviously not my kind of thing, but she has some good pics.

When she's not overly trying to be sexy she can be nice:

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I find her attitude quite off-putting. She seems extremely immature and insecure.

Also I don't believe that she lives off of juice.
 
Guys. This thread has more views than the threads for Sasha Luss, Jac, Marine Deleeuw, Constance, Sigrid... Like, can we not? Let's not contribute to her popularity, she doesn't deserve it.
 
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SourCherry said:
Guys. This thread has more views than the threads for Sasha Luss, Jac, Marine Deleeuw, Constance, Sigrid... Like, can we not? Let's not contribute to her popularity, she doesn't deserve it.
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Google her name, this thread appears on the first page :grin: and I don't think it would contribute to her popularity!

Let's spam skinny models'threads :kiss:
 
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I hope I don't get slapped for this, but other members are also suggesting it now, so why not?
I swear to The Bullcock and Skinny Gurl that I am not being a shit, I am just genuinely curious about your opinions @Anonymous_Bullcock @Skinny_Gurl VIPS you know you want to speak freely ;) --> @No One
I've been wondering for some time now, cause I was totally crushed that I was not the next Detective Phillip Marlowe and that it turned out many many many SGF members had figured out MM's identity. Before she revealed it I mean.

But were HL actions on the forums intentional? Has she purposely behaved the way she has to be noticed and also let her identity be easily discovered to boost her fame?

In my previous post, I tried to objectively judge her looks. As in separately from high fashion cause she's commercial or whatever. And seperately from some of her behaviour on this forum. But many members have strong opinions about her. Understandable, of course. But we are keeping up with her work more than I think we would have if she had not behaved the way she did

She was a member. She was sweet. Then she was bitch. Then she was sweet. Then she was out for blood and bmi's/measurements/heights. Then she admitted her identity and was all fuck all the haters. I feel like she has gained a great deal of fame through SGF.

AB, SG: you should start asking new models for a cut when this shit happens. It's all very Kate Upton to me.

And if she did intentionally try to boost her fame. Why like this? I know they say all publicity is good publicity, but isn't she trying to maintain the image of a wholesome yet sexy all american girl next door to get to VS? Is becoming famous as the member who tried to force anybody who didn't have this body
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to shut up and gtfo going to make her popular with the VS audience? Not to mention the other unfavourable qualities members have come to known her for
 
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I'm surprised to see her thread popping up again. She's boring, fleshy, boring, thick... and boring. With a modeling career that's going nowhere because obviously she's juzz tew pretti and amazinn to actually shed some pounds like relevant models do.

At the very least, reverse thinspo. Dull, untalented, entitled 19-year-old ain't useless to society after all. ;)

And this thread should not be in the Models Section.
 
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Violet said:
I'm surprised to see her thread popping up again. She's boring, fleshy, boring, thick... and boring. With a modeling career that's going nowhere because obviously she's juzz tew pretti and amazinn to actually shed some pounds like relevant models do.
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So true. Not even a real model... make it stop!!!

Violet said:
And this thread should not be in the Models Section.
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PLEASE move to Takedowns!!! :twisted:
 
No One said:
Trust me, she's the lowest on the food chain here. Don't even compare her to the other model VIP's. Please don't. It's degrading to them.
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Good to know!!!!

I found out a while back that she is a VIP here, and was really disappointed :meh:. I thought whether all the VIP's were just mediocre chubby commercial girls with pretty faces. I am glad that isn't the case.

I wish all VIP's were just high fashion models though as it represents the whole purpose of why SG was created in the first place.
 
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