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You are all cordially invited to a Drunk Chat. This will be a scheduled chat to watch me (and hopefully others) get drunk off my ass and say creepy things. Everyone is welcome. Clothing is optional :)run:).

Drunk Chat!:
Tomorrow (Friday, February 1st)
8pm (PST) -???
BYOD (bring your own drinks!!)

:party:

(purposely not tagging underage members but i love you all, i just don't want to get in trouble :kiss:)

[UPDATE: DRUNK CHAT 2!!]
Friday, February 8
8PM PST -???
 
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You are all cordially invited to a Drunk Chat. This will be a scheduled chat to watch me (and hopefully others) get drunk off my ass and say creepy things. Everyone is welcome. Clothing is optional :)run:).

Drunk Chat!:
Tomorrow (Friday, February 1st)
8pm (PST) -???
BYOD (bring your own drinks!!)

:party:
I think this is a good idea, but I think an even better idea would be Skinny Gossip Cocktail Party. We all have to go out and buy a string of pearls, a bottle of gin, a dozen limes and something soft to land on. Then we make ourselves a pitcher of Gimlets and see what happens. We could do it on Skype; that way we'll know if we need to call an ambulance.

You're all invited.
 
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I think this is a good idea, but I think an even better idea would be Skinny Gossip Cocktail Party. We all have to go out and buy a bottle of gin, a dozen limes and something soft to land on. Then we make ourselves a pitcher of Gimlets and see what happens.

You're all invited.
I'm currently working on a teleportation device. It should be ready by March.
 

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I'm currently working on a teleportation device. It should be ready by March.
Can you teleport one over to me when you're done? Or is this just so we can pass the ice and olives around.... the world?
 

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But it's friday Feb 1st here already!!!!
Time zones might be an issue depending on you starting (EDIT: I just noticed it's at 8, derp. It's about 3pm when it's 8 there I think), but either way i'm probably getting drunk during the day :lol:
 

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But it's friday Feb 1st here already!!!!
Time zones might be an issue depending on you starting, but either way i'm probably getting drunk during the day :lol:
HOW DO I TELL PEOPLE THEN TO BE HERE ON MY TOMORROW

p.s. did you just RSVP yes? because this is a formal gathering and party crashers will be locked in a closet. jk but really is that a yes otherwise i will cry.
 

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I'll see what I can do.

Well, exploding is a good start, yes Apple. Maybe tweak that a bit before The Big Reveal, though. Figure out how to reassemble the traveller. Try some other outfits, perhaps?
 

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Well, exploding is a good start, yes Apple. Maybe tweak that a bit before The Big Reveal, though. Figure out how to reassemble the traveller. Try some other outfits, perhaps?
Well I don't know what you just said there about removing a hiker or whatever but I'm thinknig black and pink with capes :hmm:
 

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Well I don't know what you just said there about removing a hiker or whatever but I'm thinknig black and pink with capes :hmm:
We could do this instead of the bracelet project? Just all wear pink and black capes? It would be like this silent signal of solidarity. No one would know its significance except us.
 

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We could do this instead of the bracelet project? Just all wear pink and black capes? It would be like this silent signal of solidarity. No one would know its significance except us.
I'm down. I'm not much of a jewlery wearer but a cape is just plain classy.
 

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Now this sounds like it would be a fun idea @Apple if you would not mind me gate crashing, lol.
 
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I'm down. I'm not much of a jewlery wearer but a cape is just plain classy.
Plus you can shelter under it in bad weather, use it to strangle your foes or effect a prison break, offer it to naked beggars as the Bible tells us, protect your modesty with it when you go out of your hotel room naked to get the paper and find yourself locked out, climb down it to rescue your beloved from cruel step-relatives, use it as a hammock, bundle it round a stick and store your sandwiches in it on a journey, sell it for cash, pee into it and allow the water to evaporate and condense on a mirror and then run down a pipe improvised out of desert grasses into your carafe to save your life on a hike, perform a tantalising burlesque behind it, blindfold your virgin bride on the approach to your haunted castle, disguise yourself as a super-fly nomadic Arab horseman, trap a rare species of butterfly and make your name in science, perform a bullfight, make friends with camp dressers, dry off after a refreshing dip in a mountain stream, attach it by ropes to a wicker basket, set a fire underneath and take off, offer it as a rich gift to tyrannical sultans, use it to prove your innocence of crimes not committed in a gaudy cape, wear it to commit crimes in a gaudy cape, allow it to moisten in a dank cellar and grow mushrooms, regale your abode with its vital hues, custom embroider it, slash it into ribbons for young maidens' dances, attempt flight without jet propulsion, solve all your wardrobe nightmares, have sex on it at muddy music festivals, imbue it with LSD and smuggle it across the border, wrap it up as a last-minute Mother's Day gift, strain new curds through it for cheese, put a belt round and fight gladiators in the arena, block pesky draughts, train a flea circus to perform underneath it as their tent, see and be seen in it or create smoke signals when lost in the jungle. So another vote for capes.
 
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Now this sounds like it would be a fun idea @Apple if you would not mind me gate crashing, lol.
Not at all! I'm so excited :party:

Plus you can shelter under it in bad weather, use it to strangle your foes or effect a prison break, offer it to naked beggars as the Bible tells us, protect your modesty with it when you go out of your hotel room naked to get the paper and find yourself locked out, climb down it to rescue your beloved from cruel step-relatives, use it as a hammock, bundle it round a stick and store your sandwiches in it on a journey, sell it for cash, pee into it and allow the water to evaporate and condense on a mirror and then run down a pipe improvised out of desert grasses into your carafe to save your life on a hike, perform a tantalising burlesque behind it, blindfold your virgin bride on the approach to your haunted castle, disguise yourself as a super-fly nomadic Arab horseman, trap a rare species of butterfly and make your name in science, perform a bullfight, make friends with camp dressers, dry off after a refreshing dip in a mountain stream, attach it by ropes to a wicker basket, set a fire underneath and take off, offer it as a rich gift to tyrannical sultans, use it to prove your innocence of crimes not committed in a gaudy cape, wear it to commit crimes in a gaudy cape, allow it to moisten in a dank cellar and grow mushrooms, regale your abode with its vital hues, custom embroider it, slash it into ribbons for young maidens' dances, attempt flight without jet propulsion, solve all your wardrobe nightmares, have sex on it at muddy music festivals, imbue it with LSD and smuggle it across the border, wrap it up as a last-minute Mother's Day gift, strain new curds through it for cheese, put a belt round and fight gladiators in the arena, block droughts, train a flea circus to perform underneath it as their tent, see and be seen in it or create smoke signals when lost in the jungle. So another vote for capes.
I appreciate how much thought you put into the many uses of our capes and how they will better our lives.
:highfive:
 
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