Thin Privilege Parody

[Peppertea3]

Found here:

http://aroryborealis.tumblr.com/

Some gems:

Thin privilege is knowing what your feet look like without going from memory

Thin privilege is not having an order in which you’d eat your friends, should you have to

Thin privilege is not having your iphone screen covered in melted chocolate

Thin privilege is when your girlfriend is going down on you and doesn’t need directions

 

[shrinking_violet]

Thin privilege is not having an order in which you’d eat your friends, should you have to

love love love. Thanks for sharing

Thin privilege is when your hand can fit in a pringles tin

It's almost as if they're trying to tell people something...

 

[Peppertea3]

love love love. Thanks for sharing

Thin privilege is when your hand can fit in a pringles tin

It's almost as if they're trying to tell people something...

Yes, they should make pringles tins bigger! That's size discrimination!!!

 

[Apple]

LOVE!

Thin Privilige blogs make me homicidal and this is wonderfully refreshing.


P.S. but I don't really get the blog title

 

[xandraworld]

Thin privilege is when people don’t confuse your waddling (walking) for a conga line, and join in behind you

 

[Peppertea3]

P.S. but I don't really get the blog title

Either a) the blog started out as a personal space which evolved into the parody or b) the user is a misogynist swine.

 

[leila]

oooh love it!

"Thin privilege is not NEEDING a cell phone because phone booths are designed for unrealistically skinny people"

 

[skinny4ever]

I hope it doesn't get worse because my size 1 is not coming back any time soon.

 

[Anna]

Slightly off topic but I don't get the name of "thin privilege" anyway... not obese =/= thin?
I would think thin privilege was something like "pulling off harem pants" - highlighting the advantages of being thin - not "getting blisters in your inner thighs from walking [then being told by my doctor to lose weight as a cure]" - sharing the downsides of being obese.

 

[herradiohead]

I think it's meant to be humorous, Anna! Some are serious though ---and Harem pants are CERTANILY reserved only for the thin!

Thin privilege is not having an order in which you’d eat your friends, should you have to ...

L.O.L.
Eat me last, guys! I had no meat on my bones ---'member how you used to say that?

 

[FabulouslyZoe]

'Thin privilege is when your boyfriend calls you cupcake, and not three-tiered chocolate cake'
HAHAHAHA

 

[Agytha]

Thin privilege is when some of your acids are thinny acids