Models Looking Crap
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BeautifulWay
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I find a bold lip (such as red) really doesn't suit thin lips... I think the lipstick looks pretty gross. She looks like a teacher from the 90s in that shot.
hhhhaaha, digusting.
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She's a model and she's looking crap
We reckon she should throw away her Bacon Wrap
She's slender on the ifs, but packs a lot of butt
The lardy long lost sister of Jabba the Hutt?
She's trotting out tonight, loves feasting finger rolls
And making Wembley Stadium her Pringles bowl
It looks like life's a beach as SG posters say
"Oh, Willy must be free, so shift the whale away."
Believes she's cool as Karlie - girl has Kloss'd her mind
She craves to get ahead, is barred by her behind
Sick sorely wants that maximus to minimise
And stop making smoke signals with those flaming thighs
She's a model and she's looking crap
We reckon she should throw away her Bacon Wrap
She's slender on the ifs, but packs a lot of butt
The lardy long lost sister of Jabba the Hutt?
She's trotting out tonight, loves feasting finger rolls
And making Wembley Stadium her Pringles bowl
It looks like life's a beach as SG posters say
"Oh, Willy must be free, so shift the whale away."
Believes she's cool as Karlie - girl has Kloss'd her mind
She craves to get ahead, is barred by her behind
Sick sorely wants that maximus to minimise
And stop making smoke signals with those flaming thighs
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BeautifulWay
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tempblah
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Is this Erin Heatherton??! Because, holy crap...
AKA when a 5'11" model gains weight and looks like half her height
Damn, especially kasia struss and Joan!
And wtf was up with those boots, eugh, they were hideous
Wow, that's hideous! And kinda fascinating to see how models' bone structures hold up beneath such lighting..
There is nothing in those photos that appeals to me in the slightest, except for the short-sleeved blue jacket (only because I have a weakness for that blue). Not what I expect from a showcase of designer clothes, even from an outré designer.
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BeautifulWay
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I couldn't agree more. Last season I was a bit underwhelemed, but liked a few pieces and the the "menswear/underwear" vibe he had going on, so I condoned it. This season was just awful--as ugly as some recent Prada collections.
Running out of inspiration because he can't rip off balenciaga anymore
Way to go for the jugular
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