Britney Spears

Rectangular. She would have to be 40lbs lighter and shot at an angle to pretend to be hours glass, or at a minimum, her tummy would have to be smaller than her hips..

I am going to see her in concert in a few months and relive my childhood. I'm honestly pretty excited, even though I am not the biggest fan of her newer stuff (music, look, etc). I used to idolize her since my body tends to be quite rectangular/"apple" also and at one point, eons ago, she didn't look too horrible
 
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Oops, she should've better worked it herself!
 
'Work bitch'. Rofl, that's what I would call a paradoxon.

I wish they would leave this girl alone. She was meant to be in the music business from 1999-2002. Everything afterwards seemed to be 'robotic'.
 
Sorry Britney, but you have very poor skills in photoshopping your inner thighs.

Aaaand from earlier that day:

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DM literally captioned underneath these photos, "Oops I Did It Again: She seems to be taking advantage of the fringe benefits of partaking in an extensive fitness regime."

"Extensive" as in . . . how wide you can open your mouth?
 
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I have such a soft spot for her. I don't care how much she eats or weighs, as long as she's in a better place mentally. I think she's been looking quite good lately, and clearly she has lost weight (even without photoshop). I just want her to be happy. :flower:
 
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Takedowns? :flower:

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! Haha.
Seriously though, If she was ever moved to Takedowns I think I’d be slightly disappointed. I’ve always had a bit of a soft spot for Britney. I grew up listening to her music as a teenager. And I really admire her for having the strength and courage to turn her life around after hitting rock bottom many years ago. As much as she’s a celebrity with millions of dollars to her name, I don’t know if her life is particularly great. Maybe I’ve just fallen for the stories perpetuated by the media, but her life seems so lonely and sad. I know she’s not even slim anymore but i can’t hate her for it. Plus, i personally think Taylor Swift is much more deserving of a place in the Takedowns section than Britney!

While I’m here, a little throw back to Britney in her prime!

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