Ashlee Simpson

Source: JJ December 2014
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They announced she's pregnant again today - I wonder part of why she was losing a little was to avoid looking like her sister did when she was pregnant
 
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2 months post 2nd child
her 31st birthday

Source: ET Online
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Wow Ashlee, you are so dumb! You married into Diana Ross money, don't blow it! But it looks like you already have.

Her husband clearly wears a smaller size than her. His legs!!

I'm pretty traditional and very against divorce, but the best thing he can do is file. He didn't sign up to marry this. I feel really bad for him. That poor kid.

Looking like a budget Kristin Cavilleri while carrying:
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The face now...
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Her man on the other hand...I'll say it: it would be a shame if he WASN'T getting something on the side. Hopefully a skinny, mini with hips narrower than his.
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Wow Ashlee, you are so dumb! You married into Diana Ross money, don't blow it! But it looks like you already have.

Her husband clearly wears a smaller size than her. His legs!!

I'm pretty traditional and very against divorce, but the best thing he can do is file. He didn't sign up to marry this. I feel really bad for him. That poor kid.

Looking like a budget Kristin Cavilleri while carrying:
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The face now...
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Her man on the other hand...I'll say it: it would be a shame if he WASN'T getting something on the side. Hopefully a skinny, mini with hips narrower than his.
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To be fair.... weight can be lost. It's not like she's stuck with it forever. It's not a deal breaker... yet.
 
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When sites run an article saying someone looks incredible and it's accompanied by photos showing that they clearly do not look incredible then I always assume it's a passive aggressive dig at the person concerned.

About 50% of the adverts masquerading as articles in the DM fit this category (especially ones featuring the Kardashians); it's excellent clickbait and always gets the outrage stirring in the comments
 
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To be fair.... weight can be lost. It's not like she's stuck with it forever. It's not a deal breaker... yet.

Fair? You wanna be fair? Ok.
Ashlee and Evan's love is so deep, they will be married forever. :nod:
 
Also, her chin implant looks fucking ridiculous...makes her look like an actual wooden puppet.
 
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Fair? You wanna be fair? Ok.
Ashlee and Evan's love is so deep, they will be married forever. :nod:

From a feminist perspective, I personally am not into you making her weight gain about *his* aesthetic enjoyment.

She's doing a terrible thing to her body, she's hurting herself, she's shortening her lifespan and/or her quality of life, which in turn hurts her family and children, she's setting an awful example not just for those kids but for an entire fan base (which apparently thinks this is "healthy" and "beautiful")...and you think the worst thing is that this oh-so-poor man "didn't sign up" to fuck someone ugly? She doesn't owe it to him to be pretty - she owes it to herself and the rest of the world to be healthy.

TL;DR: We all agree she's unbelievably fat and it's not okay. But there are better reasons to be outraged than "poor Evan."
 
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From a feminist perspective, I personally am not into you making her weight gain about *his* aesthetic enjoyment.

She's doing a terrible thing to her body, she's hurting herself, she's shortening her lifespan and/or her quality of life, which in turn hurts her family and children, she's setting an awful example not just for those kids but for an entire fan base (which apparently thinks this is "healthy" and "beautiful")...and you think the worst thing is that this oh-so-poor man "didn't sign up" to fuck someone ugly? She doesn't owe it to him to be pretty - she owes it to herself and the rest of the world to be healthy.

TL;DR: We all agree she's unbelievably fat and it's not okay. But there are better reasons to be outraged than "poor Evan."

Well I guess there is a too bitchy line.