Could it be no coincidence that "food is the new sex" is in the high street issue? When you're crying about your lack of sex life while scoffing down some oreos, being told which stores stock an extra large pair of jeans and t-shirt seems more fitting than seeing models in designer clothes.
Aha, so Vogue is to blame for the obesity epidemic! My conspiracy theory . . . Vogue directors wanted their readers to get fatter so that their models will appear even skinnie and ethereal, causing an increase in their magazine sales. Why an increase? People love to read about and complain about what they don't have! Cha-chinggg.
My stupid humor aside, that is kinda odd - especially considering who is on the cover, as @Babydoll pointed out . . .