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I don't really see the potential, maybe
I totally agree with you guys. I just wish i had her skin and hair lol . In some of her snaps of when she's working it looks like she doesn't really enjoy modeling.In most of the snaps she's happy when she's done and gets to go back to NJ. In one of her snaps she was complaining about how she was supposed to be done 2 hours ago but they still had her working.
She doesn't have the face, the body and clearly not even the attitude to be a model.
 
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God, I love the Darwinianism on the forums. :lol:

And also – chubby-fat to painfully average? Next please :mclap::smash:
 
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I mean, I don't really like to trash talk minors but since she's outta HS she must be 18, so here it is: She is so incredibly painfully boring and average i can't even think of something positive to say about her. She has no good angles, ok maybe 1 or 2 good staring looks...like the same dead way Gigi does, and the only reason she looks remotely thin is b/c in her photos they made the camera face downward. Also she DOES look like her mom a bit...in that 80s beachy blond way which is also very passe these days. I am not denying she's a pretty girl, but pretty girls are a dime a dozen. But what do I know....just look at the Hadid sisters...one doesn't even need to be remotely naturally pretty to still get signed and make bank as long as someone can pull strings and there are enough instagram followers to make someone a good investment. Anyway, I'm just going to crawl back into my lair of the past where models were actually breathtaking and skinny.
Agree, agree, agree - and you worded that quite kindly, too. LOL your thoughtful post made me hope that I didn't seem like an asshole towards her earlier. I definitely didn't mean to imply that she was ugly, but just very, very average and non-model-esque. I think that celebrity children as a whole (with a few exceptions, of course) just tend to ignite a bit of rage in me. I can't help but wonder why, when they have so many more potential job opportunities accessible to them, they don't give a shit. There's SCB complaining about a photoshoot; the Hadid sisters stuffing their faces like they're set to model Spanx; Half-Kardashian just sucking at modelling in general and thinking that it's okay . . . It's like - wait, what?

And you are right, and I agree 1000000%: models are supposed to be beyond gorgeous and ethereal creatures, because that's what they're hired to be (that's what they used to be). If anyone could be a fashion model, the word would lose it's meaning. It doesn't make sense to hire a flabby person to be a fitness model, or a toddler to model infant clothing, or a cat to star in a dog food commercial; why is it so accepted (or rather, pushed for, by the majority of society) to have average-Betty's model high-fashion clothing when they're nowhere near equipped for that job?

I think that, in my mind, what's worst of all about these celebrities breaking squeezing into this industry is that they overshadow gorgeous, young, international models, who wind up unfairly unexposed because they don't have a famous last name or Daddy's loads of cash. It's wrong that girls with actual model-looks and talent lose job opportunities to ungrateful kids who don't even appreciate them.
 
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God, I love the Darwinianism on the forums. :lol:

And also – chubby-fat to painfully average? Next please
:mclap::smash:
I meant to reply to your comment in my earlier post (sorry for back-to-back messages from little spammer-girl me!), but this is exactly what I was thinking. :confused: Her body doesn't even warrant a photo in the "Before and Afters: Average to Skinny" thread.

And in reference to her complaining about her photo shoot going over 2 hours: she most certainly doesn't deserve a thread at the rate she's going, as she most certainly won't be improving with that kind of attitude.

Just wait a year or two and she'll be back to her pre-"model" weight, complaining about how cruel the fashion industry is, à la Ali Michael. :blahblah:
 
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Omg nooooo. Enough with this nepotism bullshit. She's so plain featured. I mean sure, she's not UNATTRACTIVE, but can you really put her face to face with sasha luss, or magdalena, or more respectively any other new face (sans famous parents) on the IMG boards and say she holds even a flicker of a candle to their modelling suitability.

I mean come on, these are all pictures from her IMG portfolio..











She's not a model. Enough already.
 
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Omg nooooo. Enough with this nepotism bullshit. She's so plain featured. I mean sure, she's not UNATTRACTIVE, but can you really put her face to face with sasha luss, or magdalena, or more respectively any other new face (sans famous parents) on the IMG boards and say she holds even a flicker of a candle to their modelling suitability.

I mean come on, these are all pictures from her IMG portfolio..











She's not a model. Enough already.
That last photo is particularly awful. :facepalm: I wonder what the ones that didn't make the cut looked like . . .
 

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Ugh the nepotism is nauseating. This is the kind of body I find straight up the most effective reverse-spo... and looks like she read all of @sabine 's tips on how not to model and copied every single one of them. :slinkout:
 
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I'm surprised how nice everyone's been and will go as far as to say that in these pictures she reminds me of a straight up naked mole rat.
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I've never heard of her and therefore won't go into a great deal of critisism because she doesn't even deserve a takedown thread. I don't really care what she does as long as she stays out of my eyeline :nod:
 
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She looks like one of those girls who is really pretty in real life that everyone tells 'you should be a model' but looks blah and average in pictures. If anything, she could do American Eagle catalogue work. If even that...
 

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I'm flogging a dead horse here but in case anyone wants any more evidence why she will never be up to our standards (from an article in teen vogue from 2013 which I am embarrassed to admit that I own):
"I said, 'Mom, should I diet?' and she was like, 'No! You don't need to be skinny, you just need to be happy with yourself and confident and fit.'"
"I feel like models today have turned into sticks, and it's so unwomanly. I am for models who are healthy and have a personality. You shouldn't just be a piece of cardboard." (You shouldn't be a model Sailor, but that's not stopping you)
 
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"I feel like models today have turned into sticks, and it's so unwomanly. I am for models who are healthy and have a personality. You shouldn't just be a piece of cardboard." (You shouldn't be a model Sailor, but that's not stopping you)
"A piece of cardboard" . . . ? Does she mean "a clothes hanger"? :mclap:

Correct me if I'm uninformed, but I can't say I've ever heard this one before. Maybe she's not the brightest bulb on the strand of sparkly Christmas lights either.


ETA:
@Silent Night, they are actually pretty cute. They're one of those critters that, for me, fall into the category of "so-ugly-that-they're-kind-of-adorable." :p
 
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update--saw her in person by Cafe Gitane yesterday and straight up thought it was a very average girl until realizing it was her. She also is 5'7.5 at the most, which is yet another abomination. Her average/cute friend was prettier than she was and her skin was blotchy; overall I was just really shocked, even having not liked her pictures beforehand.
ps. good news was that I saw Jacquelyn and Issa Lish an hour later, so it cleaned my eyes up a bit
 
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