Model Eat!

Discussion in 'Models' started by Jailbait, Feb 7, 2012.

  1. longlegz

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    It is always sad to see a pretty girl with dirty nails... :disgusted:
    Let's just hope that's only because of those cookies.
    Can anyone explain why it is written 'INNOVATION' ? Am I missing something ?
     
  2. luciole

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    It’s a joke saying she’s innovative because she mixed the cookie crusts (which is most likely why her hands look ‘dirty’)
     
  3. longlegz

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    Oh,I see...
    It hadn't even occured me someone would call that an innovation. Hope she has more creativity than just mixing cookies.
     
  4. luciole

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    Emphasis on the word “joke.” Don’t take it too seriously.
     
  5. longlegz

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    I know it's a joke,but still,I find it dull. :eyeroll:
     
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    8972C58A-F012-4124-BD2F-6551AA7E7A28.jpeg Highly inspirational meal of flowers and avocado in lettuce
     
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    A models shopping cart. :luvluv:
     
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    The meat was a shared plate.
    I just love how relatable kelly is about food and workout on her stories, she doesn't seem excited but she knows it is the price for her body. (Unlike romee's out of this world's 'excitement' on her vlogs about working out at 5am in the morning after a 10hour flight :cautious:)
     
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  11. luciole

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    Vlada never disappoints
     

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  14. petite

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    Agreed
     

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  16. Alpha Bullcock

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    You're right that it appears to only happen in this thread – or at least that's how it seemed as I hammered away on some random threads today. Everything was very zippy until this thread, specifically that page, which took forever to load.

    I wasn't able to give it enough time to figure out the root problem, but I was able to isolate and squash the "symptom", which were @luciole's images. Something about those images was choking the fuck out of the server. I don't know why – I did notice they were enormous, weird PNGs which is slightly unusual, but typically the server handles those just fine. I suppose it could be somehow related to the posting/hosting service @luciole used for them initially (image.ibb.co) but that shouldn't cause problems because the server is supposed to load external images only once, then serve them itself after that. **

    Anyway, when I converted her images into JPGs and moved them to Imgur, the thread started loading a lot faster.

    TL;DR: I fixed the symptom but jury is out on what the actual problem was.

    **I just noticed she used the same host on this page (this post) and they load fine. So it was likely something wonky about those specific images.
     
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  17. luciole

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    Oh god I have no idea what happened since they were just regular old iPhone screenshots. I’ll use a different hosting service from now on :wtf:
     
  18. Alpha Bullcock

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    While I don't think it's the fault of the host (I think the images were somehow borked), it's a good opportunity to remind everyone to use Imgur if you can. It's fast as hell and they retain images forever (knock on wood).

    They're also spam free and have the really easy copy-and-paste for the forum code.

    I'm not sure how it works on mobile, but on desktop it's like this: once you upload an image (which is as easy as drag-n-drop), roll your cursor over the image and click on the little arrow. Then choose "get share links":

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    Then choose "BBCode (Forums)":

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    Copy and paste that directly into your post, which will look like this:

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    The server will take care of the rest (making sure it fits inside the message box, making it clickable/zoomable, etc).
     
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  19. luciole

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    Bless you for this tutorial
     
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