Lana Del Rey

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It’s called „Lana del Rey” so I dont’t get the joke?
The joke is that if a thread is titled 'Lana del Ray' I would not expect it to be a thread focused around a body type we consider to be desirable or aesthetically pleasing but rather be a thread full of photos that the average SG user would find upsetting. This is because Lana del Ray is not really well known for having a skinny or especially toned body in the mainstream press.

The punchline was that the photos were bad, even for someone who has photographed badly in the past, which is why I reacted so strongly.

I will agree that it wasn't a great joke.
 

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The joke is that if a thread is titled 'Lana del Ray' I would not expect it to be a thread focused around a body type we consider to be desirable or aesthetically pleasing but rather be a thread full of photos that the average SG user would find upsetting. This is because Lana del Ray is not really well known for having a skinny or especially toned body in the mainstream press.

The punchline was that the photos were bad, even for someone who has photographed badly in the past, which is why I reacted so strongly.

I will agree that it wasn't a great joke.
Fair enough. I thought we were playing with Lana Del Ray/Rey here.
 
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hate having to be that person that would really like to speculate she may be pregnant to explain the weight gain, but if not.... reverse thinspo indeed
I have no idea, you could be right, but it doesn’t really look like a pregnancy belly to me unfortunately. 😬 Time will tell.
 
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God she was beautiful even though she was never thin. What happened?? Is it badly distributed weight gain or overdone filler?
I think her face looks wonky as fuck because of all the work she's had done on it in the past - most prominently the rhinoplasty into a dainty tumblr ballerina nose. The rest of her facial structure has swelled with the weight gain, giving her structured nose the unfortunate semblance of an actual pig snout.
 
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She is not with her boyfriend anymore and it's about to launch a poetry book... those are quite recent, from April I guess.

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With her ex-boyfriend (they looked like a nice couple, way better than the creepy dude she dated in 2013):

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I can’t believe she’s only 35. She really gave up on that glamorous old Hollywood starlet aesthetic to become an overinflated Karen.
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It’s pretty pitiful.
 
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I can’t believe she’s only 35. She really gave up on that glamorous old Hollywood starlet aesthetic to become an overinflated Karen.
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It’s pretty pitiful.
She looks like a cross between Charlize Theron from the movie "Monster" and Kim Cattrall from the second "Sex and the City" movie...
 
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I used to really like her, which is probably why I don't feel like making fun of her. Honestly this just makes me concerned about her mental health. No one can tell me this shit is healthy, she clearly has some issues.20200729_183723.jpg20200729_183721.jpg20200729_183717.jpg20200729_183702.jpg
 
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I used to really like her, which is probably why I don't feel like making fun of her. Honestly this just makes me concerned about her mental health. No one can tell me this shit is healthy, she clearly has some issues.

"leggy display"
 
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