Kendall Jenner

img_3144-jpg.16995

590112_041.jpg

first thing that comes to mind
 
  • Funny
Reactions: 5 users
Kit said:
jet lag, clearly
Click to expand...

Kendall really only captions her IGs properly when it's an #ad (hashtag jetluxlife hashtag danielwellington). Because evidently, a greater incoherence between content and caption makes her appear very artsy and profound.

A picture of her ass in blue leather pants? Burger emoji!
A picture of her ass in jeans? "arts n' crafts"
A picture of her ass in a black silk dress? "love a good party"

It's annoying and completely unfunny... and then there's this:


Sure, the earth has a lot of water--hence the blue planet moniker--it's just that the salinity of seawater is four times that of our bodily fluids, so consuming it* will lead to osmosis and potentially make you a dead person.

But, hey, what was it Marie Antoinette said? Let them eat cake?

Perhaps she should take her own advice and read a book (which went surprisingly appropriate along the picture from La Salle Ovale. Kudos!).

*without proper desalionation
 
  • Like
Reactions: 5 users
Also (sorry for double posting but have to get this out) why are agent Cody Bank's-esque sunglasses suddenly "in" :facepalm:

ae2e153a-7683-4171-8235-afc422314484

agent-cody-banks-1156x600.png


Please make it stop
 
  • Funny
  • Agree
Reactions: 10 users
Did you saw her latest La Perla campaign though? I feel like this is the best she ever looked in her whole career (not body wise ofc)
 
myprettybod said:
View attachment 17636 View attachment 17637 View attachment 17638 I really don't like her thighs here:cautious:
Click to expand...

Wow she looks about 130 lbs now or more. It's like there is a positive feedback loop between her and Bella which perpetually enforces their mutual weight gain. I think (I hope!) both of them are starting to embrace their "celebrity status" over their "model status."

And as for the La perla campaign she is looking soft (her undefined collar bone and that doughy crease between her elbows), and her face isn't doing much to make up for it either.
Screen Shot 2017-08-24 at 5.34.31 PM.png
 
  • Agree
Reactions: 1 user
elle_w00ds said:
Kendall really only captions her IGs properly when it's an #ad (hashtag jetluxlife hashtag danielwellington). Because evidently, a greater incoherence between content and caption makes her appear very artsy and profound.

A picture of her ass in blue leather pants? Burger emoji!
A picture of her ass in jeans? "arts n' crafts"
A picture of her ass in a black silk dress? "love a good party"

It's annoying and completely unfunny... and then there's this:


Sure, the earth has a lot of water--hence the blue planet moniker--it's just that the salinity of seawater is four times that of our bodily fluids, so consuming it* will lead to osmosis and potentially make you a dead person.

But, hey, what was it Marie Antoinette said? Let them eat cake?

Perhaps she should take her own advice and read a book (which went surprisingly appropriate along the picture from La Salle Ovale. Kudos!).

*without proper desalionation
Click to expand...


She wouldn't have written that post herself...it would've been written by someone from Charity Water. For 'big name' celebs, the brand almost always writes the sponsored content and then the celeb just copies and pastes it.
 
  • Like
Reactions: 1 users
Tinyportia said:
She wouldn't have written that post herself...it would've been written by someone from Charity Water. For 'big name' celebs, the brand almost always writes the sponsored content and then the celeb just copies and pastes it.
Click to expand...
Example/proof of that...:lol:

d362df1b10210c04c54f09ad7bfc7aab.png
 
  • Funny
  • Gross
Reactions: 2 users
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top Bottom
Back