Kate Upton Is Well-Marbled

What do you think of Kate Upton?

  • Fat, vulgar, repulsive.

    Votes: 178 53.3%
  • She's too thick, but still a little bit attractive.

    Votes: 135 40.4%
  • Could tone up a little, but curvy and very sexy.

    Votes: 18 5.4%
  • Perfect - nothing wrong with her.

    Votes: 3 0.9%

  • Total voters
    334
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Peppertea3

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Oh. My. :wtf:

This is not even average, she's flat out just fat. Plus the girl needs to at least learn to dress according to her body shape and hide that belly of hers instead of showing it off as if she were proud. :rolleyes:



ooooh, I just like to reimagine the "Nice guys finish last" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfeys7Jfnx8) video with Kate in it.

"Do I look fat in this?"

"Hell yeah you do!
Wait. I don't speak your language.
Cows go MOO!"
 
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Katie

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I only just realised she's not even naturally blonde. :wtf: She's got 10 cm of brown hairline. How tacky :run:.
 
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kaliaforniak

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I love this takedown! She is not a fashion model. Those runway pics seriously freak me out.



I. Don't. Understand. How are her boobs bouncing up that high? Any higher and they will swallow her face and suffocate her. :wtf: They are defying gravity. We may see physics problems now calculating the projectile motion of her boobs. Time to pull out the calculator and pencil... she may prove Newton's theory wrong.
I have naturally big boobs (Used to be DD before weight loss now C/D). I do think Kate Upton's are fake, however real boobs will bounce like that too if you don't give them the proper support. That bra is obviously too small for her so its pretty much like she isn't wearing one in terms of support. Not to mention her walk is too bouncy anyway which only adds to the affect.
 
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Mementomoria

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For those of you who haven't seen the pics, the flattering ones include:

Not so much:

I just can't see it... she's in American Vogue because she's a piece of American culture, not because she's a piece of fashion.
 
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SkinnyGlimmer

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I wouldn't call her cow fat (I guess I still look worse than her :meh:) but her body has NO definition and she keeps showing it. It's not a body to show off with and especially not a body to be in Vouge or on a runway... I mean, fine, be chubby, but hell the body with no waist and hips coming right out of her bouncy boobs? Looks a bit slutty to me. :wtf: I prefer girls with normal and tiny breasts, they look more... Audrey Hepburn which I connect to very feminem.
 

magrissima

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if she stayed in mens magazines and soft porn, where she belongs, I wouldnt have a problem with her.

But she is like a playboy bunny in Vogue. You might as well $hit on the bible.
 
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onedayx93

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if she stayed in mens magazines and soft porn, where she belongs, I wouldnt have a problem with her.

But she is like a playboy bunny in Vogue. You might as well $hit on the bible.
Exactly the problem that I have with her!! :highfive:
 
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bnp

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I just looked again at the poll, and I wish I could change my answer 1 year later. I think I was too nice...
 
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wanttobethin

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far too fat for fashion but if i saw her walking down the street i wouldn't be that repulsed... as long as she was fully clothed:p
 
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skinnylittle_haole

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For men's magazines, she fits right in with the thick lot. Keep her off of any fashion magazine or runway though, she sticks out as very boorish. There is not an ounce of grace in her, she doesn't belong in the fairy land that fashion is. It's too clean for her.
 

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AnastasiaB

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Great minds..lol. I shared this exact same link in the Takedown thread on her and that was my first thought. As well as a huge eye roll at her whining about not eating nachos during the Super Bowl.
Oh sorry for the double post! I think I rolled my eyes at the entire article! :):wtf: