Kate Upton Is Well-Marbled

What do you think of Kate Upton?

  • Fat, vulgar, repulsive.

    Votes: 178 53.3%
  • She's too thick, but still a little bit attractive.

    Votes: 135 40.4%
  • Could tone up a little, but curvy and very sexy.

    Votes: 18 5.4%
  • Perfect - nothing wrong with her.

    Votes: 3 0.9%

  • Total voters
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haley1010

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Change of heart

I would have totally agreed with everything said in this thread until I read the article about her in American Vogue. Not only did it make her seem like a super sweet person, and down to earth, but she demonstrated knowledge not only about how the industry works, but self awareness that she is not the ideal high fashion model type by any means, and that she is more commercial. The pictures of her didn't look half bad either. So, I'm not saying you have to like her body, obviously you don't, all I'm saying is don't be so quick to judge her so negatively as a person. She may make it.
 
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fatfreefitchick

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I would have totally agreed with everything said in this thread until I read the article about her in American Vogue. Not only did it make her seem like a super sweet person, and down to earth, but she demonstrated knowledge not only about how the industry works, but self awareness that she is not the ideal high fashion model type by any means, and that she is more commercial. The pictures of her didn't look half bad either. So, I'm not saying you have to like her body, obviously you don't, all I'm saying is don't be so quick to judge her so negatively as a person. She may make it.
I saw her feature in Vogue a few weeks ago... I have to admit I was a bit shocked by what I read. She did seem to be more down to earth than I expected. But the pictures they took of her must have been photoshopped like CRAZY, she looked really thin in one of them. It just seems like a 180 which makes me wonder if it's just a PR thing. I mean, she goes from eating burgers in a bikini, doing that dance :run:, and posing almost naked with all those curves... then she ends up in Vogue looking skinny and so innocent.. hmm.:hmm: idk, I just hope that she doesn't do dumb things to get attention like she has in the past. It's what made me lose respect for her. Not that she was "curvy" or whatever they call it... that she acted so unprofessionally in the spotlight and failed to carry herself with an ounce of class. If the Vogue article WAS legit, then I'm glad. It seems she's making good progress towards being reasonably mature.
 

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I saw her feature in Vogue a few weeks ago... I have to admit I was a bit shocked by what I read. She did seem to be more down to earth than I expected. But the pictures they took of her must have been photoshopped like CRAZY, she looked really thin in one of them. It just seems like a 180 which makes me wonder if it's just a PR thing. I mean, she goes from eating burgers in a bikini, doing that dance :run:, and posing almost naked with all those curves... then she ends up in Vogue looking skinny and so innocent.. hmm.:hmm: idk, I just hope that she doesn't do dumb things to get attention like she has in the past. It's what made me lose respect for her. Not that she was "curvy" or whatever they call it... that she acted so unprofessionally in the spotlight and failed to carry herself with an ounce of class. If the Vogue article WAS legit, then I'm glad. It seems she's making good progress towards being reasonably mature.
I didn't read the Vogue article, but I think she knows her audience and her appeal and so do her people. She said herself in another interview on youtube that she mainly does bikini and body stuff, that's just the type of look she has. And now she's known for it, has a reputation for it, has built a name and brand for it. Some people here may think it's vulgar, raunchy, etc but tbh...I doubt she cares. She gets to eat shitty food and maintain a mediocre body while laughing her way to the bank for her career as a model. It would be one thing if she was an actress or playboy bunny or something you know, but. A MODEL. Her BMI is probably, what, 22.5?? And most models have BMIs of 14 - 18? It's kind of impressive actually, I gotta give her props...
 
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Annie

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She looks nothing like a fashion model! And she doesn't even seem to take it (modeling or whatever it is) very seriously. In (at least almost) every picture I've seen of her she manages to look like she's in a porn movie. And I just can't understand why someone wants to be seen as something like that. She kinda reminds me of Anna Nicole Smith (I know one shouldn't say bad stuff about dead people, I'm sorry, but can you see what I mean?), and not in a good way. If she really would like to do modeling, she should also want to be taken seriously and honestly I don't know how she can be taken seriously after any of those pictures.
 

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I love this takedown! She is not a fashion model. Those runway pics seriously freak me out.



I. Don't. Understand. How are her boobs bouncing up that high? Any higher and they will swallow her face and suffocate her. :wtf: They are defying gravity. We may see physics problems now calculating the projectile motion of her boobs. Time to pull out the calculator and pencil... she may prove Newton's theory wrong.
 
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Total Vogue

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They have to be implants, I refuse to believe that such horrors could have been created by God.

But seriously, they're moving like they're not even attached to the pectoral muscle, but are rather floating on top of it.
 
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Jasmine

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They have to be implants, I refuse to believe that such horrors could have been created by God.

But seriously, they're moving like they're not even attached to the pectoral muscle, but are rather floating on top of it.
I know right?! It's a wonder how her future baby/babies are going to be able to fit their mouths around that.......... :\
 

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I showed this to my husband and he thinks she is drop dead gorgeous! Didn't see an ounce of extra fat. So, me and my skinny bod 5'9",115...is wayyyy to thin for him I'm sure. But, I love the way clothes look and feel at my weight so who cares. It's obvious men like one look and women like another. She looks pornographic to me!
 
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Jasmine

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I showed this to my husband and he thinks she is drop dead gorgeous! Didn't see an ounce of extra fat. So, me and my skinny bod 5'9",115...is wayyyy to thin for him I'm sure. But, I love the way clothes look and feel at my weight so who cares. It's obvious men like one look and women like another. She looks pornographic to me!
She IS pornographic! It's not just her weight or anything like that, but the way she carries herself. That's what gross! And girl, 5'9" and 115 is great ;) Kate would be jealous!
 
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grapefruit

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Kate Weighsaton? I think that name is more fitting.
 
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dyingtobethin

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she's ok... pretty face but not that of a true model
makes me sick this whole pro fat thing... is it just so common place that it's the norm
ugh!
 
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kaliaforniak

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They have to be implants, I refuse to believe that such horrors could have been created by God.

But seriously, they're moving like they're not even attached to the pectoral muscle, but are rather floating on top of it.
I think they are implants too. They look like they were placed over the muscle, instead of under. However I have naturally big boobs (34D) and big boobs even real ones will bounce like that if they don't have proper support. She should not be wearing that bra! She needs a bra that will support her, and normal sample size model bras are just going to look vulgar on her.

I agree with skinny4ever, but while I do think she is pretty, looks too "girls next door" playboy for runway.
 
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Celestial

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I love this takedown! She is not a fashion model. Those runway pics seriously freak me out.



I. Don't. Understand. How are her boobs bouncing up that high? Any higher and they will swallow her face and suffocate her. :wtf: They are defying gravity. We may see physics problems now calculating the projectile motion of her boobs. Time to pull out the calculator and pencil... she may prove Newton's theory wrong.
That`s gross! :superpuke:
 
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Isabella

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I honestly dont think Kate has mush class in the pictures that are here. She has defanly not a boddy of a model.....but maybe she doesnt want to.....?.......? I honestly love skinny boddys like balerina our yes! MODELS but thats me any way....all I can say is that I am happy I dont look like Kate, I dont have her boddy language......well I am very happy about that !
 
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lushhearts

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I detest the way she carries/advertises herself in public. There is a way to be sexy and attractive without having to be overtly, imho, vulgar.

She's about a red-light and corner away from pornography :superpuke:
 

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haha, us vogue's november issue will include a feature about her body, i guess. the text on the cover reads: body beautiful - why we love kate upton.
 

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Oh. My. :wtf:

This is not even average, she's flat out just fat. Plus the girl needs to at least learn to dress according to her body shape and hide that belly of hers instead of showing it off as if she were proud. :rolleyes: