Kate Upton Is Well-Marbled

What do you think of Kate Upton?

  • Fat, vulgar, repulsive.

    Votes: 178 53.3%
  • She's too thick, but still a little bit attractive.

    Votes: 135 40.4%
  • Could tone up a little, but curvy and very sexy.

    Votes: 18 5.4%
  • Perfect - nothing wrong with her.

    Votes: 3 0.9%

  • Total voters
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shannon5

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The only thing I find attractive about her is her nose...it's the only thing that can't be ruined by fat. I saw her "before" picture, her face was really pretty, but now that she's super fat it's disgusting. Her eyes are surrounded by fat, her cheeks are puffy, her chin is droopy...the fat has destroyed any beauty she had. Gross. Loved the article!
 
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Monica

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OMG!!! she was so pretty at the beginning!!!! I feel sorry for her, I bet she does not excercise at all! and with all the money and help shes got I would have a personal trainer, personal chef, nutriotionist... what a waste! :hmm:
 
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TheBellyMonster

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She is just too vulgar and cheap looking...
:superpuke:
It's sad to see a girl with so much potential acting like a total slut. It just goes to show you how much sex sells.:superpuke:

Honestly, if she loses all that weight ( fingers crossed), everyone will either
1) Say she anorexic ( said, but true ) or
2) Ignore her cause her whole personality is tied in with the two water ballons attached to her chest.
Makes me wonder how her parents see her. Daddy's little girl?
 
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TheBellyMonster

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Pretty face. Goregous eyes, nice hair. Then go down to the double-chin, the saggy boobs, the protruding stomach, the undefined waist, the thunder thighs... You get the picture.
Seriously, what the hell happened to the fashion industry? You are selling clothes to women who want to look sexy but sophisticated and now the next big model you have is a porny, vulgar, offensive and terribly Playboy-ish 19-year-old???? This is what you want young girls to aspire to? I get that not many aspire to be Vlada-skinny but this "pornographic" look has absolutely no DIGNITY!!! Clearly, Kate has none of it left...

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WTH That swimsuit is barely there :wtf: I feel like I'm looking at a screen shot for a strip club :superpuke:
 
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Victoria

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ahhh i've missed your articles SG! you takedown with such flair, i'm just giggling here in my room! :lol:

as for kate upton, well, its all been said! great lumps like her should be banned from the runways, there's nothing elegant or model-like about her. but i agree with you about the photo from right at the beginning of her career - she looks slim, fresh-faced, young, pretty and with a nice set of collarbones peeking. what happened?! :wtf:

p.s. how could anyone on SKINNY gossip think she's perfect? :confused: GET OUT ;)
 

Hypatia

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I saw the pictures of her when she first started, and she had such promise. She looks bigger than me, now, and I'm nowhere near skinny. It makes me feel better about myself :rolleyes:

At this point I think she's a lost cause. Even if she loses weight and stops acting like a porn star, people will always remember what a mess she was.

Makes me glad to see that even I'm losing more weight than she is. Very soon, I'll be skinnier than her :grin: And I don't have the resources that she has. Access to top trainers in the world. Just going to stick with my gym and current regime....
 
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Skinny2012

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I love this takedown! She is not a fashion model. Those runway pics seriously freak me out.



Did she ever see a gym from the inside???

Her skin is also really bad from all the junk food she's eating..
 

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I think her takedown said it perfectly. She belongs in porn.
 

classichic

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Great takedown SG! I loved the references to "every tobacco-chewing, beer-drinking, shotgun-toting, NASCAR-watching man south of the Mason-Dixon line would love to get into her pants (or, as they say down South, “into her tent”, which in her case is the same thing)" and “Kate Upton stars in: Hillbilly Gokkun, Volume 1” :lol:. Well said!

Her skin is also really bad from all the junk food she's eating..
I had to look away! :disgusted:

I am still a little confused as to how she has become so famous. It appears as though the more bigger her waist and boobs are getting, the more fame she is receiving. :nopity:
 
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Mary Lou

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Oh my and obladi oblada :wtf:

She's a bogey for me - the scary picture of what I might become if I let myself go. The bad and maybe one of worst possible paths of future. And then I saw she's 19! F***g seriously? This is the delicate young flower? Wtf :rolleyes: I don't know if I wan't to pity her or laugh at her...so confused.

PS. Nice to see this added to SG gossip collection!
 
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Monica

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I love this takedown! She is not a fashion model. Those runway pics seriously freak me out.



There is something wrong with her hip bones :wtf:!

And don't get me wrong, I love flat chests! but sometimes I like big boobs as well, but Lara Stone kind of boobs or Abbey's (Abbey Lee)... But hers are disgusting :wtf: ...
 
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Scarlet

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What a great takedown! It was so hilarious to read :grin: Yet so true.

And to the 2 trolls who voted for "perfect":



GTFO, Seriously.
 
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Lola

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What is wrong with her boobs? they are literally jumping up and down...:(

And she is so confident I just can't believe it...
 
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shannon5

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I think it's really sad because I do think there is a place for other sized models and actresses. Not plus sized, but what "fuller figure" SHOULD mean- a healthy size 2-6 (depending on height and body composition). Yet every time someone comes out bashing skinny models and declaring that they are just as much a model as they are, they do it in the most vulgar way. Bad posture, bad hair + skin, bad attitude, and bad body shape. It's all there with her. She's just terrible. She looks like a lower tier sorority girl. And so is everyone else who has attempted to carve a non skinny path in modeling. Just absolutely awful. Until someone can get it right, just leave it to the skinnies who know what they're doing.

I do really love the bra set she is wearing in that runway gif though...does anyone know where I can buy it?
 

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What a great takedown! It was so hilarious to read :grin: Yet so true.

And to the 2 trolls who voted for "perfect":



GTFO, Seriously.
Karma for you, mi'lady, simply because a) I would so fuck Christian Bale in American Psycho (what does that say about my own crazy personality? I don't know, but pyschoanalysts would have a field day I'm sure) b) I love all that is Bret Easton Ellis and c) his goddamn happy-crazy expression in that picture is just priceless.
 
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