Kaia Gerber

For those who need a good laugh today, Kaia has ventured into "photography".
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The utter lack of artistry and personality she displays through her modeling, acting, and photography is impressive. Go girl give us nothing!
These look like photos a 15 year old who’s trying to seem edgy would take. Somehow she managed to a) not focus any of the photos properly, b) fuck up framing which is extremely difficult to do using a point and shoot, AND c) make some very charismatic and stunning (minus Gigi of course) people look plain. How she manages to be so bad at everything she does baffles me.
 
Just when I thought that she would stay at an "average thin" weight, she let herself go... these are some of the recent posts
The fatter she gets, the smaller that already-tiny space between her eyes seems to get. Sooner or later we'll be left with a cyclops.

Kaia is such a waste of space; she's a horrible actress, too fat to be a model, her foray into "photography" was laughably bad, and she isn't in university or pursuing any worthwhile education.
 
I am shocked by how huge she looks on the cover of V Magazine Spring Issue.

You can tell they tried to make her look thinner through the styling + lighting, particularly by casting shadows to create contours around her limbs with additional post-production dodge/burning:

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Her cover story for Harper's Bazaar France shows her body a bit more accurately IMO :nopity::

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It looks like she inherited her mother's broad athletic frame, yet she still lacks the charisma Cindy had in front of the camera. According to the V Magazine article, Kaia stars in a TV show called Palm Royale. Does anyone know if she's gotten any less bland in her acting as well?
 
You can tell they tried to make her look thinner through the styling + lighting, particularly by casting shadows to create contours around her limbs with additional post-production dodge/burning:

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Have her elbows always been so big? wide? Or is this a result of post production? Hyperextension?
Looks like they either slimmed down her upper and lower arms or they made her elbows wider so her arms appear "slimmer" overall. I guess it could be forearm muscle.
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It's something I notice because I love how it looks when the upper arm is thinner than the elbow. Ex:

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She looks so… old? :(
Absolutely. If I wasn’t told this was Kaia I could’ve mistaken it for her mother. The styling certainly doesn’t help. Thankfully that dress leaves a lot to the imagination; unfortunately for us we can imagine what’s under there.

If I didn’t know better I’d think Cindy is trying to make a mini-me. There’s nothing wrong with wanting to look more mature but her face, hair, and especially body have gone too far. That armpit roll 🤢
 


This is from about a month ago, I think she looks pretty great.

edit: My bad for overfilling this- I just got back after a social media break and already made the mistake of not checking the immediate posts, will have to do a through catchup.
 


This is from about a month ago, I think she looks pretty great.

edit: My bad for overfilling this- I just got back after a social media break and already made the mistake of not checking the immediate posts, will have to do a through catchup.


Everyone is entitled to their own taste of course, but personally I find her so dull and boring that I can't get excited about her no matter what her body looks like.
 
I find her so dull and boring that I can't get excited about her no matter what her body looks like.
Total snoozefest nepo baby. I don't like her body and don't find her pretty. If her height was average, no one would give her a second glance. IDK if I'm crazy about this one, but her head looks too small in comparison to her body size. It's more apparent when she's chunkier.

I always look at her nose as well and think it doesn't fit her face, it looks weirdly miniaturized to me. I'm pretty certain it's natural but it reminds me of a bad nose job.
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Her eyes are also eerily close together.
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I would not feel the need to shit on her but I hate "models" that use their celebrity status to get away with looking average as fuck. They should get in line behind the skinny girls who actually deserve it and need the money.