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I have never seen her smile I guess. Very creepy...
But this woman is so inspurrrashional. Her face is goals- for my next Halloween costume. And I found the perfect mask to cosplay her. Not only the looks but also the material align with her face: All plastic. And look at that dewy glow with the fake tan, mhhh! I'm so jealous of this woman. Every guy wants to be with her. Every girl wants to be like her.
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Gigi is Harper Bazaar's "Star" for this month and some the photos just made me want to rinse my eyes with soap.

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Good posture? We don't know her.

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Ah yes: let's hide her body in a super oversized outfit and give her a haircut that makes her look like John Travolta in Grease.

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The stomach pudge! Avert your poor eyes, ladies!

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Do I spy a bland attempt to resurrect the 2000's braided hair trend?

Am I being a bit snarky in my commentary? Maybe: this heat wave is making me feel extra snippy :cool:. But I will say that after reading through the interview, modeling seemed to take a huge toll on her mental health, so I wish her all the best in motherhood.
 
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Gigi is Harper Bazaar's "Star" for this month and some the photos just made me want to rinse my eyes with soap.

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Good posture? We don't know her.

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Ah yes: let's hide her body in a super oversized outfit and give her a haircut that makes her look like John Travolta in Grease.

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The stomach pudge! Avert your poor eyes, ladies!

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Do I spy a bland attempt to resurrect the 2000's braided hair trend?

Am I being a bit snarky in my commentary? Maybe: this heat wave is making me feel extra snippy :cool:. But I will say that after reading through the interview, modeling seemed to take a huge toll on her mental health, so I wish her all the best in motherhood.

She straight up looks like a sinister killer psycho teenager out of a horror movie. Maybe I have been watching too many bad horror movies, but that’s the creepy vibe I am getting here.
I find these pictures so atrocious they are hilarious!

The second picture , she looks like a haunted ventriloquist doll being possessed by the devil.

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She looks so out of place in this photoshoot I feel bad for her. She shouldn’t be doing photo shoots if she’s simply not ready.

She seems so out of touch with this world and still too immersed in her motherhood life in that isolated farmhouse of hers in the middle of nowhere.
 
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Gigi is Harper Bazaar's "Star" for this month and some the photos just made me want to rinse my eyes with soap.

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Good posture? We don't know her.

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Ah yes: let's hide her body in a super oversized outfit and give her a haircut that makes her look like John Travolta in Grease.

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The stomach pudge! Avert your poor eyes, ladies!

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Do I spy a bland attempt to resurrect the 2000's braided hair trend?

Am I being a bit snarky in my commentary? Maybe: this heat wave is making me feel extra snippy :cool:. But I will say that after reading through the interview, modeling seemed to take a huge toll on her mental health, so I wish her all the best in motherhood.
If you listen closely, you can hear her mom sobbing.
 
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Wearing Schiaparelli at the Cannes Festival:

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LOVING the artistic design (but not loving the wearer...)

Also her expression in that second photo is very punchable and reminds me of:
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I don’t mind the dress either. One of her better outfit choices. Given the statement gold “lungs” at the front of the dress, it might not be the best choice for someone who is a smoker lmao. For me at least, I’d feel a bit weird smoking a cigarette when wearing this dress!
 
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I don’t mind the dress either. One of her better outfit choices. Given the statement gold “lungs” at the front of the dress, it might not be the best choice for someone who is a smoker lmao. For me at least, I’d feel a bit weird smoking a cigarette when wearing this dress!
I would need a black version of these lungs to give a realistic representation of my bodies condition :seeya:
 
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Holy christ, I know this is no shock to anyone here, but how can you let yourself get this bad? Look at those legs :superpuke:

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I'm trying to find the perfect words to describe what she looks like, but I can only get as far as: single, 50 year old aunt that goes to Hobby Lobby and then returns home to sit on her porch and eat chips and beer. Who can one up me?
 
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Holy christ, I know this is no shock to anyone here, but how can you let yourself get this bad? Look at those legs :superpuke:

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I'm trying to find the perfect words to describe what she looks like, but I can only get as far as: single, 50 year old aunt that goes to Hobby Lobby and then returns home to sit on her porch and eat chips and beer. Who can one up me?

She is also trying to go baggier and baggier with her clothes which is not working. Pretty sure anyone else in that outfit would look like a skinny child in their dad's backyard farming clothes.
 
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She is also trying to go baggier and baggier with her clothes which is not working. Pretty sure anyone else in that outfit would look like a skinny child in their dad's backyard farming clothes.
Just wait a few weeks, then you'll spot her wearing a pair of cut off jeans-leggings- until you realise it's just her current jeans getting way too tight.
That's the thing with baggy, if you're lacking discipline, you might feel invited to eat more because your clothing is lose anyway. Until it's not.
 
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Holy christ, I know this is no shock to anyone here, but how can you let yourself get this bad? Look at those legs :superpuke:

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I'm trying to find the perfect words to describe what she looks like, but I can only get as far as: single, 50 year old aunt that goes to Hobby Lobby and then returns home to sit on her porch and eat chips and beer. Who can one up me?
The large Starbucks latte is the ultimate symbol of having given up :whistling:
 
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For US Vogue September 2021:

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Early 2000s frosted eyeshadow and spikey mullets are maybe best left in the past, Bella...
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But thank you! Looking at your arms in this picture has reminded me to stay on track this upcoming weekend.
 
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I genuinely feel uncomfortable looking at her. The way her hipbones and xylophone are visible while her stomach is sticking out as far as her boobs is so contradicting, and don’t even get me started on her arms.. 🤮
 

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I genuinely feel uncomfortable looking at her. The way her hipbones and xylophone are visible while her stomach is sticking out as far as her boobs is so contradicting, and don’t even get me started on her arms.. 🤮

I...don't understand her body.
 
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Bella’s body is average at best, but holy shit if she looks halfway decent next to Dua Lipa you can imagine how big she is… also why do women wear massive shoes thinking it makes their legs look smaller?
 

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Holy christ, I know this is no shock to anyone here, but how can you let yourself get this bad? Look at those legs :superpuke:

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I'm trying to find the perfect words to describe what she looks like, but I can only get as far as: single, 50 year old aunt that goes to Hobby Lobby and then returns home to sit on her porch and eat chips and beer. Who can one up me?
I love your interpretation! I think she looks like a middle school skater boy who drinks Mountain Dew and eats Doritos :oops:
 

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From Off-White FW21.

They should hide her arms as well. She looks neither elegant nor glamorous. I may be exaggerating a bit now, but her arms look like men's??

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My Instagram explore page is so entertaining this morning
 
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