Coachella

bump :twisted: feel free to add all the hipster wannabees and poseur of Coachella 2016,

Michael K. from Dlisted.
I’ve been putting up crosses, pictures of the baby Jesus and lighting prayer candles all week to protect myself from the impending apocalypse, which started yesterday. Hell fire rained down, demons joyously jumped through fields and string headband sales skyrocketed. My friends, pray with me… Coachella is upon us. Thankfully, I live on the East Coast, so I’m not in the danger zone, but these things spread. The hell mouth that has opened up in California to let loose boho dresses and string fringe vests could very well continue to grow and swallow the whole world. Let’s take a look at some of the devastation.


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Everyone looks so bad in this clothes. Not sure if people purposely let themselves go or if this clothes look like shit on everyone.
 
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Jesus, this festival really has become a pathetic pain in the ass.
 
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I can only recommend to download the live sets of Daft Punk (2006) and Underworld. :luv: Coachella is daily present in my life thanks to the beats. What I want to say is that the celebrities add nothing to the reputation of this festival. It is one ego bath show now.
 
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updates,

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skriver,
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never heard of her but in the same DM article,
Hailey Clauson
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romee,
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Karlie,

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Vita,

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and I swear A.Ambrosio doesn't sleep, :mclap:
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Taylor Swift,

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Katie Perry,
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A lot of narcisstic people desperately trying to look as though they've got lots of fun. Just looking at these pictures makes me feel extremely uncomfortable. :nervous:
 
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I think these outfits are even worse than the previous years' ones. Not pulled together at all, just bad mix&match (that doesn't match):facepalm:
 
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updates,

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skriver,
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3342805200000578-3544020-image-m-148_1460871628676.jpg

never heard of her but in the same DM article,
Hailey Clauson
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romee,
3342814200000578-3544020-image-a-162_1460872047368.jpg


Karlie,

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Vita,

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and I swear A.Ambrosio doesn't sleep, :mclap:
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3345E23200000578-0-image-a-13_1460909051315.jpg


Taylor Swift,

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Katie Perry,
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It's like the same thing every year, it's not even funny to see what everyone is going to wear because you already know they're going to look a mess :eyeroll: Romee's body is always on point, I'm happy VS didn't get to her
 
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haha, someone add that Karlie 2015 Vs 2016 photo into the before/after gaining weight thread. She wasn't at her leanest last year but at least looked somewhat svelte. This year just mushy.
Coachella is awful...it is like wanna be flower children + LA fashion combined
 
Jesus, this festival really has become a pathetic pain in the ass.
its so fake--posh as hell, generic bands mixed with "indie" ones, cultural appropriation all over the place, and social media circle jerking. I went in 2011 and even then, it was starting to seem a bit too corporate. Now? It's fucking "AMA'sinthedesertwithsomemollyandabodychain"
 
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Michael K. from Dlisted.

Omg the original article is great.

"The true sign of the apocalypse appeared when Kendall Jenner showed up. Every time a Kardashian/Jenner shows up to an event (all the events, ever) an angel dies. The phrase “cultural appropriation” is very hot right now, so I’m gonna go with that and lambaste Kendall for appropriating hair that belongs to and is only acceptable at the Kids Choice Awards circa 1997."

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"Hailey Baldwin showed up in this get up. I hope she somehow, somewhere runs into some real cholas and they scare it into her not to wear this dollar store costume again."

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