BAD Vogue Covers

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on top of everything awful that kamala represents this cover is such a mess.
the ill-fitting power suit, the man hands, the awkward set design, the "i just shat my pants" facial expression and corresponding color scheme, the CONVERSE ............. get it together, vogue.
 
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on top of everything awful that kamala represents this cover is such a mess.
the ill-fitting power suit, the man hands, the awkward set design, the "i just shat my pants" facial expression and corresponding color scheme, the CONVERSE ............. get it together, vogue.
And the weird tacky "gushing" (and weirdly "tucked in"? lmao) pink background for the radical "madam" VP manages to fall below my already rock bottom expectations. At this point I am beyond hoping for American Vogue to get it together though :hahano:
 

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The outfits, the colors (forced optimism?), Heidi and Leni Klum. Just no... :seeya:


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I'm not gonna bash a 16y/o, especially since she seems unproblematic and sweet... All I'm gonna say is that we don't need another average nepo model with chipmunk cheeks strutting around. This is literally her 2nd modeling job ever (?) and it's for Vogue. She should come back in a few years when she's grown into her looks and herself as a person or better yet not come back at all. I'm just so sick and tired of seeing the same bloated, baby faces around over and over again.
 
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Not Vogue, but god they did poor Maria dirty on this Marie Claire cover. They had the opportunity to do a beautiful shoot in ethereal clothes with a professional ballerina, and yet they chose this (very questionable imo) outfit and hairstyle. The pose and background are so boring too :(

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Eye rolling at so many people acting like this Walmart Marilyn Monroe Vogue cover is absolutely groundbreaking, when really the only reason it's getting so much attention is because people are going mad over being able to properly see Billie Eilish's unimpressive body for the first time. Don't know what all the obsession is about.

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Eye rolling at so many people acting like this Walmart Marilyn Monroe Vogue cover is absolutely groundbreaking, when really the only reason it's getting so much attention is because people are going mad over being able to properly see Billie Eilish's unimpressive body for the first time. Don't know what all the obsession is about.

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Her body has terrible proportions. I mean, she is 19 and already overweight... when I was 19 I could eat a lot more then I do now at 25, your metabolism is just not the same after your twenties.

How is she going to look at 30? :nopity:

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Don't know what all the obsession is about.

Isn't it obvious in the age of body-positivity - which welcomes anyone chubby that seeks validation by cheaply just revealing their flabby cellulite, thunder thighs, stretch marks & co. on social media?:nopity:
 
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Eye rolling at so many people acting like this Walmart Marilyn Monroe Vogue cover is absolutely groundbreaking, when really the only reason it's getting so much attention is because people are going mad over being able to properly see Billie Eilish's unimpressive body for the first time. Don't know what all the obsession is about.

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While I agree with your opinions on her very unimpressive body... to me this cover is just amazing. I love the aesthetics of it, the color palette, the placement of the text, the styling... I find it so incredibly chic and elegant. It’s so good to see Billie in something feminine and sexy. I can’t stand her oversized jumpers and cargos and her unexplainable love for bright colors. It’s the first time I see a woman rather than a brat.

The whole shoot is a masterpiece IMO.

 
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While I agree with your opinions on her very unimpressive body... to me this cover is just amazing. I love the aesthetics of it, the color palette, the placement of the text, the styling... I find it so incredibly chic and elegant. It’s so good to see Billie in something feminine and sexy. I can’t stand her oversized jumpers and cargos and her unexplainable love for bright colors. It’s the first time I see a woman rather than a brat.

The whole shoot is a masterpiece IMO.

All it looks to me is just a cheap Marilyn Monroe knockoff with some latex thrown in there to modernise it (aka worsen it further). To be honest, I'm not bothered about how she usually dresses, still think it's a bad looking cover irrespective of if it's her usual style or not. Maybe on a HF model it'd work, but instead we got an Ann Summers ad.
 

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While I agree with your opinions on her very unimpressive body... to me this cover is just amazing. I love the aesthetics of it, the color palette, the placement of the text, the styling... I find it so incredibly chic and elegant. It’s so good to see Billie in something feminine and sexy. I can’t stand her oversized jumpers and cargos and her unexplainable love for bright colors. It’s the first time I see a woman rather than a brat.

The whole shoot is a masterpiece IMO.

I mean I like the vibe of the shoot and I actually like the cover and the colors but I just don’t think she fits in this.
 
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