Cannes Critique

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The good

Daria
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Sririta Jensen
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Blanca
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Geila Bekele
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Maria
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Victoria Hervey
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The fine


Bella
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Caroline Daur
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Izabel
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Praya Lundberg
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The bad

Eva
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Selena
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The good

LIYA EVERY DAY 1000X LIYA. And yep, she is 41.
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Peechaya Wattanamontree
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Marisa Paredes (yep, not ageist on here - give credit where it is due)
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Anja of course
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CDM
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The fine

Madison Beer
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Penelope
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The bad

Amber Heard
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I disagree with Bella being fine haha.

I'm flying out this evening, really hope I don't end up on a 'bad' list :lol:
 
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@sabine don’t worry if you think you’ll look bad, nowhere near as bad as this :lol:

A lot of people have said this would have looked better at the Met, which I agree with to an extent. But you know where else this would’ve looked amazing? On the body of someone 30lbs lighter. It is what it is.
 
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I actually thought Taylor didn't look too bad in this white dress, and it was just the big hair that didn't make sense with the look, but then I realized that the hair was probably to distract from her gross body :slinkout:
 
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@sabine don’t worry if you think you’ll look bad, nowhere near as bad as this :lol:

A lot of people have said this would have looked better at the Met, which I agree with to an extent. But you know where else this would’ve looked amazing? On the body of someone 30lbs lighter. It is what it is.

Haha oh my gosh this dress is actually stunning though. I wish that was in my suitcase.
 
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@sabine don’t worry if you think you’ll look bad, nowhere near as bad as this :lol:

A lot of people have said this would have looked better at the Met, which I agree with to an extent. But you know where else this would’ve looked amazing? On the body of someone 30lbs lighter. It is what it is.
Only the first pic looks good. You can’t see her body at all and her face looks the same despite the weight gain.
 
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Dunno who tf Meredith Mickelson is but looking good
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Elsa
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Who is this and why are you wearing this
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Liya
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Daria
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Marjan. Sorry girl since we know you lurk here - great body, hate this look
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Same to Leomie..
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Elsa
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Surely everyone knows better than to stand next to Mica
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I love her but wow, can she ever wear something new
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She is an Instagram model {I personally would not go as far as to call her a ’model’} who has severe levels of insecurity concerning her face and generally photoshops every shot ever taken of her, to upload to her Instagram feed...

I mean...can't say the insecurity about the face is unwarranted...
 
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@sabine how is Cannes so far? any gossip to share with us? wishing you lots of fun!!!
So SO fun. I'm home now sadly but it was a dream. I'm not a well known name at all so I'm not in any of these pics, but I am just off camera in one :lol: I know as I was on the red carpet directly after one person pictured above. They looked stunning, but I was thinner lol.

Not much gossip really, other than every time I entered a bathroom at a party there was enough cocaine residue on the sink top to rack up a fat line without ever needing to buy a bag haha.
 
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So SO fun. I'm home now sadly but it was a dream. I'm not a well known name at all so I'm not in any of these pics, but I am just off camera in one :lol: I know as I was on the red carpet directly after one person pictured above. They looked stunning, but I was thinner lol.

Not much gossip really, other than every time I entered a bathroom at a party there was enough cocaine residue on the sink top to rack up a fat line without ever needing to buy a bag haha.

hahaaaaa i bet on this!! i never got invited to a big festival, only some award show here and there, but nothing like Cannes. did you get the chance to see a little of france? cannes or nice? or more or less just socializing and business stuff? i travel to cote d'azur almost every year on my way to our home in italy. sothern france is just so beautiful!
 
I always find that for some reason EVERYONE looks better in pictures from Cannes, especially amfar, (well obviously not body wise) both celebrities and models, i have a theory about it being shot during daylight/natural light, like something about peoples skin and eyes look brighter and make them look their best in Cannes. Am i crazy or does anyone agree with this?