BAD Vogue Covers

Vogue Brasil April 2021
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Pardon the intrusion in this thread—this isn’t a Vogue cover and Kacey isn’t a model—but what the utter fuck did they do to her body in photoshop?? !?
 
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Vogue Japan July 2020.. Absolutely no energy, let alone 'positive energy'!
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Also rather unfortunate that the placement and colour of that bicycle seat looks like the head of a penis.
 
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Vogue Japan July 2020.. Absolutely no energy, let alone 'positive energy'!
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Also rather unfortunate that the placement and colour of that bicycle seat looks like the head of a penis.

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Not a proper cover, but this one comes as an "extra" with the May Vogue Brazil issue if I'm not wrong. Collab between Vogue and JPG with Jojo Todyinho, who won a really cringe reality show called A Fazenda ("The Farm").

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Vogue Brasil April 2021
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What an in inspiring and innovative concept that doesn’t look like a fan artwork created using the PicsArt App!

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Pardon the intrusion in this thread—this isn’t a Vogue cover and Kacey isn’t a model—but what the utter fuck did they do to her body in photoshop?? !?

I’m more concerned about her pose? Is she calling her mother?


She looks like she’s wiping her ass 🤷‍♀️
And I don’t get the really bad party decorations that embellished on the word VOGUE.
 
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Billie Eilish for Vogue Australia, August 2021. I have no words, like at all. Even the people in the comments are shocked. It looks like when someone discovers a photoshop for the first time and plays with it...

 
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US Vogue September 2021:

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From left to right: Kaia, Anok, Precious Lee, Bella, Sherry Shi, Ariel Nicholson, Yumi Nu, and Lola Leon.

I still can't believe this is real! This issue isn't "body-positive"-focused, yet plus size models (Bella included ;)) are the majority on the front. Even Anok's dazzling smile can't save this mess of a cover.
 
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Iris Law photographed by Luigi and Iango for Vogue Hong Kong's "The Nepotism Issue" :eyeroll:



She's so fucking bland and doughy she could actually pass for unbaked bread. The day she stops using her parents' money to get tabloids and magazines to write about her is the day I might finally know peace.
 
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Donatella Versace for Vogue Italia March 2022

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And as if this cover wasn’t bad enough, here’s this paragraph that’s just a plain offense for the modeling world. I don’t who’s worse, Donatella or the fat nepo “models” she insists on pimping out

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Uh... I don't even know what to say.

The expectations placed on the poor graphic designers who have to stare at these photos and photoshop every fat body and bland face to a "marketable" level... I hope it pays decent. :nervous:
 
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Vogue France December 2022

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I'll give a point for creativity to the person who thought it was a great idea to include a street lamp on a cover like this one, it REALLY improved the overall impression

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There is literally nothing I like about this cover. Everything is so off - the balance, proportions and who tf styled this… a lady in Red is my forever favourite but here it flops big time.

Her back muscles look okay-ish. That’s that.

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Is this Vogue or Cosmopolitan?
After finally realising it was Margot Robbie after staring at it long enough - I am still so confused about where they were going with this... I get that it's Barbie promotional material, but does that excuse the uncanny editing; her eyes are almost going in different directions. It's not atrocious, but it is boring. I love a good pink, but if they wanted to do some homage to Barbie I wish they could've used literally any other iconic memorabilia.
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These pictures are significantly more interesting and have a deeper sense of character, and that Barbie "permanent" heel. :nod: Looking past the only real downside (Margot Robbie's lacklustre figure) I feel that these would've been a much better stylistic choice.
 
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I haven’t seen a thin girl on a vogue cover in ages. I just avoid magazines overall. It’s a shame. I like to look at the old foreign ones on Pinterest, the covers have beautifully thin models.
 
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Is this Vogue or Cosmopolitan?
After finally realising it was Margot Robbie after staring at it long enough - I am still so confused about where they were going with this... I get that it's Barbie promotional material, but does that excuse the uncanny editing; her eyes are almost going in different directions. It's not atrocious, but it is boring. I love a good pink, but if they wanted to do some homage to Barbie I wish they could've used literally any other iconic memorabilia.
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These pictures are significantly more interesting and have a deeper sense of character, and that Barbie "permanent" heel. :nod: Looking past the only real downside (Margot Robbie's lacklustre figure) I feel that these would've been a much better stylistic choice.
Well. There’s only so much they have to work with when celebrities now don’t think they need to lose weight for any job anymore and they should just be accepted as they are. On the other side of the token, I understand being thin doesn’t automatically make it interesting, but god it’d definitely help make it easier on the eyes and give me something to focus on.

Also that pink cover dress is terrible or is it just her body. I can’t tell tbh. It makes her look wide.