I hate blonde

her face looks kind of.....derpy? I think I've been on the internet too much if I use that phrase haha

I really want to know her thoughts behind some of the pictures, like let me take a picture next to this sink, it'll look sooOOoO cool on my site! Or eat McDonalds in the middle of the road with my pants at my ankles?

The whole high-fashion-edgy-ironic photo staging just does NOT work for me with the bleached hair and leathery skin...

sorry if that's extra bitchy, i'm extra hungry today :nopity:
 
I have an intense desire to tackle her with a deep conditioner, hair dye, face wipes, hair scissors, one of Victoria Beckham's outfits and SPF 50 ... I feel like she'd be a great candidate for an extreme makeover, or an episode of 'how do i look' ... Maybe somewhere deep in there, underneath the inch thick makeup and low-self-esteem-over-the top-facade, there might be something to work with...

Or not.
 
not a fan tbh....I know people can't help their face without getting plastic surgery but the bad make-up and bleached damaged fried receding hair isn't helping. She also looks really malnourished. You can just tell that she's not skinny from a relatively healthy and mild calorie restriction, instead it's more like she's gone on a four month heroin bender and has managed to stay alive solely on the occasional glass of booze and a few greasy french fries. It's made her look really old and worn out. Giving me Lilo vibes tbh. Get this girl a multi-vitamin, stat!

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not a fan tbh....I know people can't help their face without getting plastic surgery but the bad make-up and bleached damaged fried receding hair isn't helping. She also looks really malnourished. You can just tell that she's not skinny from a relatively healthy and mild calorie restriction, instead it's more like she's gone on a four month heroin bender and has managed to stay alive solely on the occasional glass of booze and a few greasy french fries. It's made her look really old and worn out. Giving me Lilo vibes tbh. Get this girl a multi-vitamin, stat!

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This is exactly what I was thinking.

She has the exact same expression on exery picture and I'm guessing she's trying hard to pull off Alicia Silverstone's innocent&sexy face from Aerosmith clips.
Also, I entered the website and she is posing at the cementary. How original! :D
 
As my polite Southern friend would say, "Bless her heart."

As I would say:
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She just looks so fake and cheap.
 
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Someone ought to let the poor dear know that 'ironically' trashy is still trashy. Fukken hipsters.
 
These photos made me so sad! Not that we should judge a person just on their appearance, but she seems like a very unhappy person who is desperately trying to comfort herself with superficiality. Armchair psychologist? Probably.
 
She is the exact type of girl who is popular here....devil-may-care hipster. Not for me, though ;)
 
She has stated before that she does have an eating disorder and is trying to recover, but she also obviously loves being tiny and flaunting it. For exercise she runs I'm pretty sure.

(I have actually been following her blog for years, in a perverse 'what the fuck is wrong with her' kind of way...:run:)
 
I don't like her blog, especially the little paragraphs she writes at the end of each "outfit" post.

For example:

She was Dahlia. She had a girlfriend with white hair. Blue velvet and a penchant for going out on the Lower East Side after midnight. She collected sea shells and cast spells. She had glitter in her hair the day the NYPD took her mug shot. She bought white roses for her mother and ate blue food. It was big boots and spikes since she was sixteen years old sitting in the back of theology class. She believed in all things magical and wonderful ever since her father dressed up as the Beast, and she as Belle, and dance under the chandelier in her childhood home. She was Sleeping Beauty without the finger prick. She loved to give love and loved to be loved.

Yeah, not exactly sure what's she's going for here, but it's not working. :meh:
 
Just pretentious hipster wankery. Reminds me of an episode of Seinfeld, the one with the Himalayan Walking Shoes.
 
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I don't like her blog, especially the little paragraphs she writes at the end of each "outfit" post.

For example:

She was Dahlia. She had a girlfriend with white hair. Blue velvet and a penchant for going out on the Lower East Side after midnight. She collected sea shells and cast spells. She had glitter in her hair the day the NYPD took her mug shot. She bought white roses for her mother and ate blue food. It was big boots and spikes since she was sixteen years old sitting in the back of theology class. She believed in all things magical and wonderful ever since her father dressed up as the Beast, and she as Belle, and dance under the chandelier in her childhood home. She was Sleeping Beauty without the finger prick. She loved to give love and loved to be loved.

Yeah, not exactly sure what's she's going for here, but it's not working. :meh:

She tries to write some shit down which she'll call "art", "poetry", I'm sure.
 
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LMAO, she reminds me of that girl who is trying to be Barbie for some reason.