Miss Piggy aka Jessica Simpson performing on stage

Posted on March 12, 2009 by Skinny Gurl in Jessica Simpson, fatties

Jessica Simpson was pictured performing at the final night of the Florida Strawberry Festival in Plant City, Florida on March 8th.

This poor girl needs to learn how to cover herself up!  It looks like she tried to squeeze herself back into the “Daisy Duke” outfit she wore for the Dukes of Hazzard movie.  I guess she realized that she had gained some weight so she had to buy a bigger size, but what she forgot to do was look in the mirror and see that she needed to buy five sizes bigger than she thought.  She is bursting out of her corset and her shorts are so tight and short that she may as well be singing in her underwear. 

Look at those thighs!

Jessica Simpson fat Strawberry festival

Jessica no longer has her looks and she never had any talent from the start.  My suggestion for her is to disappear from Hollywood and go make babies.  This poor girl has nothing left to offer. 

Poor Tony Romo, look what he got himself into!  LOL!

Jessica Simpson fat Strawberry festival

Jessica Simpson fat Strawberry festival

I can’t see any cellulite in her thighs, which totally surprises me.  I wonder if these photos have been airbrushed or if she actually doesn’t have any?

Jessica Simpson fat Strawberry festival

23 Responses to “Miss Piggy aka Jessica Simpson performing on stage”

  1. 00girl 12 March 2009 at 6:06 pm #

    ewwww..omg cow

  2. noelia 12 March 2009 at 6:11 pm #

    her legs are all muscle, she just has belly fat and a chunky face.
    lets hope she sees what she looks like and makes effort in looking her best. :)

  3. jjj 13 March 2009 at 7:15 am #

    Her face even looks enlarged. She lost her pretty face. Too bad..

  4. kt 15 March 2009 at 10:02 am #

    She’s HUGE. ew gross.

  5. Anonymous Bullcock 15 March 2009 at 12:18 pm #

    i think i agree with Noella. from the waist down, very beefy. from the waist up, very lardy.

  6. NatK 17 March 2009 at 3:23 am #

    give me a brake! such a shame!

  7. ali 30 March 2009 at 11:20 pm #

    i know seriously…

  8. merryberrycherry 15 April 2009 at 1:46 pm #

    How much does she actually weigh in these pictures though? I would say she doesn’t look the best but I would be interested in seeing if she actually is heavy or just in comparison to her previous self?

  9. Carolyn 22 April 2009 at 9:56 pm #

    Jessica looks great! I wish I had a body like hers! She probably has a BMI of 21. She looks very toned and fit. True, her clothes are a little tight and short, but she has the body for it. Such a healthy role model body wise for all females.

    In real life she’s probably about 5’3 and 115 pounds. Perfection.

  10. slenderbender 17 May 2009 at 7:29 am #

    there is noooo way thats 115 lbs. unless shes a midget.
    trust me, i know all about muscle-y legs, they weigh a freaking ton :(

  11. Elle 31 July 2009 at 9:44 am #

    This girl needs to work out. I don’t want her to be skin and bones but she needs to tone up and get fit, this looks unhealthy.

  12. Maria 9 November 2009 at 7:58 pm #

    If I had muscles like that, I’d sure as hell show them off too, and not care about what you ridiculous idiots had to say :)

  13. Danni 9 November 2009 at 9:34 pm #

    She is so disgusting. If her thighs are muscle, they still look equally sickening. UGh. Her tits are almost as huge as her fat face.

  14. Eksde 9 November 2009 at 10:06 pm #

    How could she even get muscles that HUGE? Is she a man in disguise? o: That must explain the boobs! She got implants to hide the fact she’s actually a dude!!!

    Ok, seriously… if those are muscles… how in heaven’s name…? How could she have muscles like that and such a lardy upper body? How could those be muscles… period?! From just hauling around those boobs? :D

  15. Adrianne 24 December 2009 at 9:50 am #

    eww! ugly ugly ugly! I think i weigh as much as ONE of her legs! lol

  16. Aims 10 June 2010 at 9:07 pm #

    Jessica goes to a resturant – looks at the menu and says “Okay”. No wonder she’s getting so large. For the love of god – That just burned out my retinas….

  17. thinspired 17 June 2010 at 4:49 pm #

    @Aims–bad joke. Think about it, she has no cellulite, stretch marks, and it looks like mostly muscle. Even when she was “skinny” she was a curvier girl, she just is naturally that way.

  18. nyssa 19 July 2010 at 9:19 am #

    woooo! she has very high level confidence to wear that …hahahah

  19. naomie 19 July 2010 at 11:23 am #

    How she was able to sing after strapping herself tight in this hideousness is beyond me. She’s suffering from a severe case of thin girl in a fat girls body, cos she always dresses at least 2 sizes too small.

    • nyssa 20 July 2010 at 7:31 am #

      u r totally right!!..i agree with you.i think she is trying too hard on that

  20. naomie 19 July 2010 at 11:23 am #

    How she was able to sing after strapping herself tight in this hideousness is beyond me. She’s suffering from a severe case of thin girl in a fat girls body, cos she always dresses at least 2 sizes too small.

  21. audrey 19 July 2010 at 4:14 pm #

    OMG! I think I have to puke !!!

  22. Staci 27 July 2010 at 7:28 pm #

    I for one can appreciate someone who is not ashamed of their body. Her show the price of beauty must’ve inspired her because she is confident and secure. It is refreshing, I think she is beautiful!!!

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