Jessica Simpson is a fat cow

January 27th, 2009
Posted by Skinny Gurl

Jessica Simpson is a fat cow!  Here she is pictured performing at the 99.9 KISS 24th annual chili cook off at the CB Smith Park in Florida.  If I looked like her I would be embarrassed to leave the house.

Look at how big her arms and chest are – you can see the fat spilling out over her shirt. 


She looks like Miss.Piggy from the Muppets. 


That poor girl is trying to be sexy, but it just isn’t working. 


She needs to get off of her ass and go to the gym.  I remember when she was nice and toned for the Dukes of Hazzard movie – now she is just a big fat cow. 


Jessica Simpson

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17 Responses

  1. I always knew she was a fat girl waiting to happen.

  2. skdjflksj says:

    lol miss piggy

  3. It’s a shame because that outfit does NOTHING for her..poor girl! We always knew she had issues with her weight, but I thought she would just sort it out, such a shame!

  4. elle says:

    what a fatty

  5. Sid says:

    She looks huge in that outfit. Her chest is wayyy to big, she could definately use a reduction.

  6. Chloe says:

    “fat girl waiting to happen” HAHAHAHAA

  7. Adrianne says:

    wtf is jessica thinking?!

  8. Perf3ction says:

    she looks fucking gross! EW! That shit is nasty! she needs to seriously put down the fork and drop the damn cup cakes. ! EW what a cow!

  9. Katie says:

    OMG – she looks terrible.
    What ever happened to Daisy Duke?

  10. Abbey says:

    Jessica Simpson has no talent and is, honestly, not very pretty. She needs to go into hiding somewhere before she completely ruins my apitite. Oh wait, haha I’ll just look at these pictures whenever I want a snack. The fist one is enough to make me gag. Blehhh

  11. Abbey says:

    She needs two belts to hold in her rolls! And that’s not even enough. Holy crap

  12. naomie says:

    whoever let her leave the house that way is responsible for this mess.

  13. gelabela says:

    I think her face is pretty she is one of the few people I’ve seen not wearing a stitch of makeup and still look pretty on camera… but omg she really needs to go on a diet I think she can do with losing about 40 pounds. My goodness.

  14. I like Jessica Simpson. She looks hot wearing hot dresses. I’m all for curvy. I wish I have her figure too.

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