Is Lindsay Lohan Becoming A Prostitute?
February 6th, 2010
Posted by Skinny Gurl
Lindsay Lohan is in the upcoming (March) issue of Loaded. I’ve never heard of them before so I decided to do a little research. Turns out it is a British magazine for men considered to be the “original lad’s magazine” with the motto that it is “for men who should know better.” In my opinion, especially after checking out their site, it reminds me of a unclassy, cheap, wannabe Maxim with lots of tits & ass. Not a place where you’d find classy girls, more like a place you’d find a girl you could pay $100 for the night – LOL.
Anyway, Lindsay did a spread for Muse back in December. The geniuses behind Loaded decided to run the same pictures from Muse but in color – how thoughtful. Lindsay is so cheap, she even gets passed around by magazines for seconds! Sorry, I know that was pretty mean but couldn’t pass up that opportunity.
What celebrity in their right mind (who really needs to get their career on track) would want pictures taken of themselves half naked and looking like a prostitute? Not to mention she is photographed in a bathroom that looks like it was in a $39.99 a night motel room.
OK, enough of me ranting about what a skank I think Lindsay is and on with picking apart her body. First, her thighs look really big, but we’ve known that for a while now. And her stomach is just gross! You can see it sticking out and the roundness it creates in her mid-section. She needs to tape her mouth shut, stop using all drugs (legal and illegal), stop smoking and go to get some help; hopefully cleaning up her act.