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Kate Upton Is Well-Marbled

Discussion in 'Article Discussion' started by Skinny Gurl, Jun 10, 2012.

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What do you think of Kate Upton?

  1. Fat, vulgar, repulsive.

    169 vote(s)
    53.3%
  2. She's too thick, but still a little bit attractive.

    127 vote(s)
    40.1%
  3. Could tone up a little, but curvy and very sexy.

    18 vote(s)
    5.7%
  4. Perfect - nothing wrong with her.

    3 vote(s)
    0.9%
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    Skinny Gurl

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    Esurient

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    No no no no NO! This is not what I want in magazines! I'm sick and tired of the stupid "Fat-Pride" movement which is basically just a bunch of fat girls who secretly want to be skinny but are too lazy to work for it so try to gain approval for their current weights. NO! I do personally think that Kate has a pretty face for potential; In other words, if she were to turn around and lose the weight she might be okay. But THAT (see photo) is not worth aspiring for! I'm very disappointed in where fashion is heading...

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    As disgusting as it is, the gokkun reference is probably my favorite. It matches her - and that picture - perfectly. "Hillbilly Gokkun" - omfg, :lol: :lol:
     
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    I think she's fine for men's magazines but please don't put her in fashion magazines!!!
     
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    But honestly, I think she is even a little bit fat for those kinds of magazines... (Maxim, FHM, Playboy) - or has ten years in fashion made me lose all perspective?
     
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    MissSkinny_mini

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    What do I think of her? It goes without saying.
     
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    I saw the pictures of her when she first started, and she had such promise. She looks bigger than me, now, and I'm nowhere near skinny. It makes me feel better about myself :rolleyes:

    At this point I think she's a lost cause. Even if she loses weight and stops acting like a porn star, people will always remember what a mess she was.
     
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    Tami

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    I think she has no place in the fashion industry. Let her flaunt her tits for the guys, I really couldn't care less, but seriously keep her off any sort of runway.
     
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    She doesn't fit into fashion modeling. Glamour modeling, yes.

    I never noticed how strange her body is. She looks thin in her face and arms but she has floppy boobs and is quite wide from the chest down.
     
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    Exquisite

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    She's probably acting so slutty in front of the camera because she has low self esteem about her weight and feels the need to be sexy to be attractive. Or she's just a tramp lol.
     
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    I think her type of modeling is all about context. There is a way to do the sexy poses without looking trashy and unprofessional, which is something she needs to work on because so far she just looks like your average college girl trying to show off her stuff on her facebook profile lol.
     
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    Oooooo, interesting theory. Maybe she is pulling out her boobs for the world because she doesn't want them to notice her stomach/thighs. Or she could just lose weight like normal people. Just saying.
     
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    Eeeee my boyfriend asked what the hell was so exciting when I saw that there was a new article!!

    That little piggie went to the market... and then back... and then back again.

    And first choice for the poll. Well, come on ;)
     
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    She is a shame on the catwalk. And she is not even curvy (hello, waist where are you???!? :whistling:)

    I truly hate the way she exposed herself, her breast and her junkfood addiction. Maybe she is getting it all wrong?

    While she thinks that she looks like this:
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    This is the reality:
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    The camera adds 10 pounds, but not 10 pounds worth of jiggling fat ...
    She is the greatest reverse thinspo though, because she isn't obese, but her body is to terrible untoned. :nopity:
     
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    Olivia

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    @Skinny Gurl Great takedown! :twisted: I think she is too fat for fashion. Fashion requires a skinny figure and she has not got that. She just looks like a pornstar to me unfortunately. Her look is just cheap... I think my favourite quote form the asrticle was this.

    :lol:
     
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    :lol: :lol: :lol: "confidently lumbering up a runway like there’s a buffet at the end of it" Well said SG.. Man, and she actually might have had some potential, for VS at least. Hahaha, I wonder who voted "she's perfect as is"? :hmm:
     
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    Exquisite

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    Reminds me of on 'Friends' :

    "The camera adds ten pounds!"
    "How many cameras were on ya?"

    hahaha
     
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    I'm so happy you did a takedown on Kate, she deserves it.
     
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    hahahahaha, such an amazing takedown. SG, i think you have missed your calling, the diversity of descriptive language and metaphors- have you ever thought of writing books ;)

    love love love the takedown. nothing more needs to be said haha
     
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