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The jizz diet is working for Miranda Kerr

Skinny Gurl — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 21:30:17 +0000

Here is the beautiful Miranda Kerr at the David Jones Autumn/Winter 09 season launch which took place yesterday in Sydney, Australia. The last I heard, she replaced Megan Gale as the face of David Jones, which is an Australian department store, and is still representing the brand.

I love how skinny she is and it looks like she is getting even skinnier.

Look at the picture where you see her side profile; you can really see how thin her arms are.

It looks like Orlando Bloom is living up to his reputation … I’ll bet it’s the jizz diet.

I wonder if she has a stylist or if she does it all herself? I’d like to see her represent for a few other designers.

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The “jizz diet” isn’t working for Kate Beckinsale

Skinny Gurl — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 21:17:56 +0000

The beautiful Kate Beckinsale and her husband were spotted out and about shopping the other day. She seems to be a little thinner than the last time we saw her (Kate Beckinsale needs the “jizz diet”) however, it is hard to tell because of her outfit. She is a healthy “normal” weight, but I think she would look better if she lost about 10 pounds. Rumor has it that she is close friends with Victoria Beckham ….. I wish Victoria would share some of her starving tips with Kate.

Her husband, Len Wiseman, isn’t doing a very good job of keeping her on track; he should follow Orlando Bloom’s example and put Kate on the jizz diet for a while. She would look great with some nice skinny legs to go along with her pretty face.

She played the lead in one of my favorite movies, Serendipity. I also saw her in the movie Winged Creatures at the LA Film Festival last year, which was a great movie that I would recommend.

Sarah Michelle Gellar in A Bikini

Skinny Gurl — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 08:29:51 +0000

Here is Sarah Michele Gellar on the beach with a friend in Hawaii. I haven’t seen her out and about for a while. She is looking very average, definitely not skinny, but I wanted to do a post on her because it reminded me of when she was a skinny little tart in Buffy the Vampire Slayer and the movie Cruel Intentions. You can see the weight gain in her face as well as her thighs. I wish she would be a skinny little tart again in the near future and be thinspiring for us like she used to be! Oh well, one can dream.

I wonder what she looks likes in her bikini. It is too bad that she isn’t showing us, because I’m sure I’d have a lot to say about that bad situation. LOL.

Her husband, Freddie Prinze Jr., should be giving her the jizz diet!

Miranda Kerr Has Lunch With Boyfriend Orlando Bloom

Skinny Gurl — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 07:05:31 +0000

Miranda Kerr was spotted leaving an LA restaurant after having lunch with her boyfriend Orlando Bloom. I think she is one of the skinnier Victoria’s Secret models. Her legs look great in this picture!

Orlando likes his girls skinny. He previously had a long term relationship with Kate Bosworth, who is one of my skinny favorites. I wonder if he has Miranda on the jizz diet?

Kate Beckinsale needs the “jizz diet”

Skinny Gurl — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 18:50:54 +0000

The lovely Kate Beckinsale has put on some weight in recent months. I remember seeing pictures of her in a bikini a few months ago and not being very happy about it. Here she is again, looking like she has gained even more. She has big fat mommy arms, big thighs and I’m scared to think what she might be hiding under that baggy shirt. Poor Kate ….. maybe the “jizz diet” can save her!