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Miss Piggy aka Jessica Simpson performing on stage

• Thursday, March 12th, 2009

Jessica Simpson was pictured performing at the final night of the Florida Strawberry Festival in Plant City, Florida on March 8th.

This poor girl needs to learn how to cover herself up!  It looks like she tried to squeeze herself back into the “Daisy Duke” outfit she wore for the Dukes of Hazzard movie.  I guess she realized that she had gained some weight so she had to buy a bigger size, but what she forgot to do was look in the mirror and see that she needed to buy five sizes bigger than she thought.  She is bursting out of her corset and her shorts are so tight and short that she may as well be singing in her underwear. 

Look at those thighs!

Jessica Simpson fat Strawberry festival

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Jessica Simpson is a fat cow

• Tuesday, January 27th, 2009

Jessica Simpson is a fat cow!  Here she is pictured performing at the 99.9 KISS 24th annual chili cook off at the CB Smith Park in Florida.  If I looked like her I would be embarrassed to leave the house.

Look at how big her arms and chest are – you can see the fat spilling out over her shirt. 

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