Audrina Patridge In A Bikini

August 17th, 2010
Posted by Skinny Gurl


Audrina Patridge was recently spotted on vacation in Bora Bora with boyfriend Corey Bohan. This is the first time I’ve really taken a close look at Adrina’s body in a bikini and I’m not impressed.

Audrina Patridge wearing a bikini in Bora Bora

If you didn’t know, Adrina has breast implants.  I think they are too big and awkward looking, especially since it appears she didn’t get them implanted behind her muscle.  One positive thing that I’ve noticed about breast implants is that they tend to pull down the skin around your chest and enhance the look of the xylophone.

Adrina isn’t super skinny, but appears to keep her body in fairly good shape.  Her stomach really freaks me out though.  It almost seems like she had a tummy tuck, liposuction or is just what they call “skinny-fat”.

What do you think about Adrina’s bikini body?

Audrina Patridge wearing a bikini in Bora Bora

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Audrina Patridge wearing a bikini in Bora Bora. 8/12/2010

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34 Responses

  1. kiss says:

    oh noes! attack of the killer boobehs!

    seriously an unfortunate procedure. same for the lumpy lipo on her mid-section. she’d look so much better if she’d had worked on slimming her stomach herself.

  2. Anya says:

    I actually think she looks okay here.. of course, not how I would ever want to look though.. I’m not the ditsy, slutty, big-boobed type lol. My ideal would be Vlada’s or Kasia’s body (and face).

  3. Chloe says:

    well, i’m impressed. she’s not skinny, but she makes it work.

  4. almost.skinny says:

    Horrible breasts. She has a very awkward body, I’m not a fan. Her legs could do with some work and her stomach looks weird. She’s doing better than a lot of other people though…

  5. Rachel says:

    That “skinny fat” thing you’re talking about is called having muscle. There are definite abs happening there. I think she looks awesome, appart from her mutant boobs and BIG thighs. :)

    • Chloe says:

      personally, i find her thighs muscular as well. if i were bigger, i would choose to have a body like hers and i wouldn’t complain about it :)

    • Mouse says:

      I agree about abs. It’s funny how photoshopped images got rooted in our minds to such extent that 90% of people perceive muscles as fat

      I’d say her thighs are also muscular, not fat, as well.

  6. SkinnyButWantMore says:

    she looks okay i liked her better on the hills

  7. Hayley says:

    i bet she think’s that she looks really hot…
    there’s nothing hot about those massive saggy implants.
    it’s people like Audrina who put me off having any kind of plastic surgery. i’d rather starve/exercise my flabs off than have some weird skinny lumpy tummy!

  8. c says:

    i actually find her really attractive, i like her body.

  9. Abbey says:

    she looks like a man except for her face and boobs. her and her huge fake tits…. well at least one person likes them–her. haha

  10. want2bnvied says:

    i honestly see nothing wrong with her body…her boobs are pretty unnatural looking, but i think she looks great and her legs have good muscle tone.

  11. cassandra says:

    OK SOO…
    she has the boobs of an old woman. not cute.
    other than that, i think she looks pretty good. and “skinny fat” people drive me insaaaaaaane, i have so many friends who are naturally thin, eat anything they want and dont gain weight, but are just thin not toned. therefore, skinny fat. atleast, thats what that term means in my opinion haha

  12. gelabela says:

    I actually really love her stomach. I want my stomach to look like hers. I see it as very very lean and toned. The rest of her though… Ugh the implants are atrocious. You would think since she lives in LA that she would find a surgeon to fix it. She really should start spreading out her workout routine to her legs as well. They definitely need some slimming and toning.

  13. nancy says:

    first time here..
    I actually like her body. BTW Xylophone is a musical instrument. Maybe you mean sternum or xyloid process (the bottom tip of the sterum)

  14. Rachel says:

    Actually, the correct term is xyphoid process. The term “xylophone” can be coined solely from the appearance of the sternum and it’s connection to the ribs.

    I think Audrina looks relatively good, yes her boobs are unnaturally large but her stomach is flat and she has nice collar bones. She could definitely look better if she lost a little more weight.

  15. funnyuaremiserable says:

    I’m pretty sure those are called abdominal muscles! She looks great! Strong and healthy!

  16. lily says:

    she is too fake to like or dislike her… i mean, come on what am i supposed to dis/like>> her obvious and over the top effort to turn into sth she obviously is not?
    besides imho if one tries to look skinny/curvy/rock chic/parisienne or whatever else, but are not cut out to be then… well, the results are usually a big fat sack of lies :/

  17. Selena says:

    I think she looks saggy! Everything seems to be going down…lol

  18. naomie says:

    what I like the most about audrina’s body is that she has stayed consistent throughout her time on “The Hills” and she has pretty much gotten better. Not the best but so far, she has gone consistently forward, unlike a lot of other reality/celebs who go from good to bad, fat to skinny and then get on some magazine wanting to share some “no sh*t sherlock” info on “How I Lost 21lbs in One Day!”
    She doesn’t go on about her body/diet like most others do and you don’t see her going in and out the gym all the time and for someone with such a toned looking body, she must either be blessed naturally or spend her nights doing a ridiculous number of sit-ups, cos she is fit!

    I’d rather look like her than look like me right now. And as for the boobs, I say whatever makes her happy. If she feels more confident with it, then kudos to her.
    I remember when I was 13, I saw a picture of a full chested model and I immediately started putting away pennies (lol) for a boob jump, I wanted one so badly that I coudn’t take my eyes off women with big boobs, I was almost obsessed….until I found rock, grunge and goth and did a complete 360. I only got interested in “thin” when I fell in love with rock music. This is so off-topic. Sorry!

    • Abbey says:

      I used to be obsessed with big boobs too haha. But now my boobs are kinda big and I hate them. I wanna starve these things off! Shirts and dresses look so much better w/o boobs, imo.

  19. naomie says:

    I’ll trade boobs with you Abbey! The only good thing about flat chests is that your xylo is more pronounced and your rib cage looks dleightful, but I guess its its the same with big boobs? I wouldn’t know since I dont have them :-( (lol)

    • Abbey says:

      well you can see my collarbones really well and the upper half of my xylophone, but the lower half is hidden :( trust me, big boobs are overrated.

  20. Mary says:

    she has my same body with the only difference that my boobs aren’t fake…mmmh i would like to undergo breast reduction someday

  21. Kidd says:

    I’d give my right arm for her body.

  22. cici13 says:

    Her boobs are not a big deal. I have seen women with such large implants they look like they are about to tip over. She is not that large. I think she looks great and toned, love the tan look but that’s just me…

  23. Anne.Droyd says:

    Yeah in the real world this is what’s called slender/athletic. Not fat. Staring at too many PHOTOSHOPPED pics of 85 pound girls has seriously fried your collective brains.

    • kiss says:

      Anne, I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. This is skinny gossip, not athletic gossip or average gossip or curvy gossip. There are plenty of websites you can go to if you want to embrace that. If this website really makes you so sick, close the window and go get a life. find something productive to do with your time. Unless this is something you’re interested in pursuing, in which case we’d be happy to support you.

  24. michelle says:

    I’m on the boob hating band. Lol. I hate my girls. When I have to buy a size small bikini top to go with x-small bottoms, that’s soooo annoying. Thought about a reduction but I can’t be sedated. so, unless it can be done just numbed, I’m outta the boat. I do think Audrina could use some help though-she needs to balance what she does. the bikini doesn’t suit her either.

  25. Cat says:

    As a general rule, I can’t stand fake boobs and hers are no exception!

    I think her stomach is just toned, possible small layer of fat there, but what everyone’s seeing is abs. Minus the boobs, my body looks similar to that and my stomach is the result of years and years of gym. I’ve certainly never had lipo!

    Her arms and legs are chunky (like mine) which is something I’m working on losing. And I’ve lost 7lb in the past couple of months, so I’m getting there! She would benefit from slimmer limbs too.

  26. lithe-life says:

    Wow. Worst. Boobs. Ever. Honestly think she’d look ten times better without them.

  27. Anne Foucault says:

    I like her body but I think its shape is like a rectangle…

  28. Rachel M says:

    Audrina has my DREAM body! with a little more curve in her waist and hips I would do anything to have a body like hers!

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